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    Default Calf Born Last Week, Looks like Gene Simmons

    Calf Born on Texas Ranch Looks Exactly Like Gene Simmons


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    She was obviously named Genie.

    A very special calf was born on July 28 on a ranch in Texas. The reason why she is getting so much attention? She looks suspiciously like rocker Gene Simmons.
    So much so, that Hill Country Visitor is calling the rockstar out, asking where he was November 26, 2016 since a cow’s gestation period is 6-8 months. Did Gene Simmons have something to do with this?


    The calf was born at a ranch in Kerrville, Texas and the photo was sent to Hill Country Visitor. The ranch supplies beef for Cowboy Steak House but Genie is staying off the table. She will become the restaurant’s spokes-cow instead.
    And she will make a great mascot! Rock on, Genie.

    Calf Born on Texas Ranch Looks Exactly Like Gene Simmons



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    Genie. Too funny.

    She will have a charmed life now.
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    Calves are so cute!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    Calves are so cute!!!
    Mine aren't.
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    Hilarious.

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    really Looks like Gene Simmons

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    That's hysterical, she's much cuter than Gene and his old man tongue.

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