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Thread: Giant alligator on Florida golf course

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    Default Giant alligator on Florida golf course

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    Saw it yesterday - this guy looks like he's already eaten 2 golfers.
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    That is one huge gator.
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    They can run pretty fast... I wouldn't want to be that close to one.
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    Omg.. That is terrifying! Gators are one of my worst fears, and I live in New England! So scary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post
    Omg.. That is terrifying! Gators are one of my worst fears, and I live in New England! So scary
    Tell me about it! While camping with my dad and brothers in the Everglades when I was about 7 or 8, I almost stepped on an alligator. I got up early and decided to fish so I put a worm on my fishing pole.When I bent down to put the cup of worms down, I saw that there was a gator right at my feet. I screamed and ran to the tent and told my dad. He was all meh, he's more scared of you. When we came out of the tent the gator was swimming away. He said " I told you that you scared him". I was so pissed.
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    That's not a gator that's a fucking dinosaur.
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    I think he's kinda cute. I wouldn't want to run into him or anything, but he's cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Tell me about it! While camping with my dad and brothers in the Everglades when I was about 7 or 8, I almost stepped on an alligator. I got up early and decided to fish so I put a worm on my fishing pole.When I bent down to put the cup of worms down, I saw that there was a gator right at my feet. I screamed and ran to the tent and told my dad. He was all meh, he's more scared of you. When we came out of the tent the gator was swimming away. He said " I told you that you scared him". I was so pissed.
    I don't believe that he was more afraid! I wouldn't ever even step food in the Everglades, or anywhere wild in Florida. My grandparents live in a development in Florida that's built around a few man made ponds, which gators found their way to. I hate even walking around their development, since gators have been seen sunning themselves on the pavement. I won't even walk out the door after dark, come 9 o'clock I'm inside for absolute good. I must've been killed by a gator in a past life, or something, to be so afraid.
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    Does George Zimmerman live in an area with a large alligator population?
    They'd probably spit him back up though.
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    I fail to see how Australian wildlife is scarier than a dinosaur casually walking across a golf course...
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    And the golfers are calm and shit taking videos and walking closer and closer. WTH? Those fuckers can run up to 30 mph!
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    I just remembered another alligator encounter. Jimmy, myself, and our 2 nephews were walking around a lake in the Everglades and we came across a gator eating some eggs from a nest by the lake. He starts videoing it and there is a picnic table right by them. I run and jump up on the table and it crashes to the ground. The gator swings around and starts hissing at us and we took off running. Thank god he didn't pursue us. Watching the video after was hysterical because all you can hear after I jump and crash the table is "what the fuck are you doing?" And " I didn't mean it" while the picture is all over the place.
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