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    Default 17 Cats Fess Up To Their "Crimes"

    These guilty kitties have been busted and their punishment is to be shamed. But pet shaming just takes bad situations and makes them hilarious!



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    17 Very Bad Cats Fessing Up To Their Crimes
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    cats are the best. and by "the best", i mean absolute assholes.
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    I had to laugh at the road kill one. I had a cat who brought home a flat squirrel once. I told him I wasn't buying it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post


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    Loved them all, but this one is my favorite
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    I fucking love cats.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    ^^^me too.
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    cats are the best. and by "the best", i mean absolute assholes.
    They're so naughty.
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    The "I peed on the hamster" one always makes me LOL because the cat looks so weirded out by its own behaviour.

    Ms Alice is guilty of many of these: bending the blinds so we won't get our bond back, watching me use the toilet, attacking my toes under the doona, farting in my face then running away ...

    God I hope Bucky doesn't pick up her bad habits!
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    I can relate to so many of these. The yarn (or hair, or cotton, or tinsel or...), the bathroom invasions and acting like you are in there committing murder if you try to lock them outside, the money (Kitsy once stole part of the rent and we didn't realise until we went to pay and were short. We found it under a bookcase at a later date) and so on. I haven't had one pee on a hamster but Pandora's habit of pissing on the bed every time she's been given a worming tablet was topped off by peeing on the bed WHILE WE WERE IN IT. I woke up when I moved my arm out from under the covers and hit a cold, wet patch of cat piss. She now gets her tablets crushed up and hidden in wet food and the bed has remained thankfully dry.
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    I once had a cat who loved to get into the cold fireplace ashes. He liked the texture of it. I once saw him do it and fussed at him...(thinking he would try to get in it when hot coals were in there..thankfully, he wasn't that stupid). anyway, one day I got home from work and he greets me at the door COVERED in soot! He had white feet and legs so it was very obvious. He had the most guilty look on his face. I said "Did you get into the fireplace?!" and he's looking at me all like: "Hi MOM! What's up?!" and meows all sweet. But I swear, the look of guilt was so real. He KNEW he wasn't supposed to get in there!

    He would also chew the telephone cord. (this was back in the landline, corded phone days). If I didn't get out of bed when he wanted me to get up, he'd jump onto the nightstand and start loudly gnawing on the cord. The minute I would say his name firmly, he'd stop for a minute. Like he was giving me a chance to get out of bed. When I wouldn't get up, he go back to gnawing.
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    Kitsy chews anything in soft plastic when she feels she isn't getting the attention she deserves. Wrappers, plastic bags, anything.
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    I love cats too! Mine does the usual things like swatting everything off my dresser at 4am, and either crinkling anything like paper, or plastic to get me out of bed, or banging the blinds hard against the window to wake us up. Nothing too weird.
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    I laughed out loud at this one. Look at the expression on his little face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    He would also chew the telephone cord. (this was back in the landline, corded phone days). If I didn't get out of bed when he wanted me to get up, he'd jump onto the nightstand and start loudly gnawing on the cord. The minute I would say his name firmly, he'd stop for a minute. Like he was giving me a chance to get out of bed. When I wouldn't get up, he go back to gnawing.
    Baby kitten Bucky (9 weeks old) has just discovered my laptop charging cable. Keeping him away from it is a nightmare. (And if he wasn't chewing that tonight, he was having a go at my toes!)

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    I laughed out loud at this one. Look at the expression on his little face.


    I know. It's like "and what of it?!"

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    To keep your cats from chewing on cords, use lemon juice. I recommend using gloves, then putting lemon juice on a paper towel. Then hold one end of the cord, then drag the other hand with the paper towel with lemon juice towards the end. Use only enough to have the paper towel damp, not soaked.
    You may have to do this every once in a while. It's bitter to them, and they will stay away.
    It works. My Seal Point Siamese Nena has not chewed on cords for a LONG time. I'm guessing she tried going back, and it was always bitter, then eventually left the cords (and fake plants) alone.
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    Dying of laughter over here! With 11 cats, I can relate to a lot of them.
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