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    Lothario Guinea Pig Infiltrates Female Enclosure, Sires Around 400

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    Hatton Country Word animal park in Warwickshire, England is about to face something of a population boom, after a male guinea pig escaped the male-only enclosure, found his way to the female pen, and made The Rounds.
    Staff is unsure exactly how the little horndog, aptly nicknamed Randy, actually infiltrated the female-only enclosure. While some think he managed to escape himself, it could be as simple as a child placing him in the wrong pen after holding him. They are also unsure how long Randy had been in with the females, though they suspect several weeks—enough for him to knock up the entire female population. Via ITV, Manager Richard Craddock estimates:

    "We believe that the newly-named Randy could have impregnated up to 100 female guinea pigs, which have litters of about four, so if you do the maths we could be expecting quite a baby boom.

    Way to throw off the genetic pool there, RANDY. JEEZ. Hatton Country World is now working to expand the guinea pig pen to make way for the (potentially) 400 mini-Randys that are about to be running around.
    And this is why we can't have nice things, kids.
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    He is too damn cute! I love the open mouth "what?" look he has going on there.
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    Go Randy!

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    His inspiration:
    Thursday, 30 November, 2000, 15:03 GMTRomeo guinea pig causes baby boom


    Homes are needed for Sooty's numerous babies


    A guinea pig called Sooty enjoyed a night of passion with 24 females after fooling his way into their cage in south Wales.Sooty wooed the lady guinea pigs, one by one, and has now become the proud father of 42 baby guinea pigs from his two nights of passion.
    His endeavours left staff at Little Friend's Farm, Hopkinstown, Pontypridd, amazed at his stamina.
    Park owner Carol Feehan, 42, said: "I'm sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy.


    Sooty had two nights of passion


    "We knew that Sooty had gone missing and we looked for him everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep the females."We did a head count and found 25 guinea pigs - Sooty was fast asleep in the corner.
    "He was absolutely shattered - we put him back in his cage and he slept for two days."
    Staff at the farm park tourist attraction thought Sooty might have hit the jackpot, but it was not until 10 weeks later that his night of passion started bearing fruit.
    The farm park - which is closed for the winter - is now trying to find homes for Sooty's brood of babies.
    BBC News | WALES | Romeo guinea pig causes baby boom
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    Lothario Guinea Pig Infiltrates Female Enclosure, Sires Around 400

    Staff is unsure exactly how the little horndog, aptly nicknamed Federline, actually infiltrated the female-only enclosure.
    Fixed it!
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    He is so cute, no wonder the pig ladies gave it up. And 400 baby guinea pigs, squeeeeeee!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Fixed it!
    I think he's more in the style of Lil Wayne.
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