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    Dog eats paralyzed man's testicles


    Posted: Jul 31, 2013 9:52 AM CDT<em class="wnDate">Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:52 AM EST</em>Updated: Jul 31, 2013 9:52 AM CDT<em class="wnDate">Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:52 AM EST</em>By: myfoxdfw.com Staff - email





    A man in Arkansas was hospitalized recently because the stray dog that he brought home snacked on one of his testicles.
    According to a report from the Trumann Police Department, the man is partially paralyzed and normally has no feeling from the waist down. But he woke up on Monday with a burning pain in his mid-section.
    He had been sleeping nude and awoke with his dog was between his legs. The animal had blood on its muzzle and front teeth. It had apparently consumed his testicle after biting it from his scrotum area, the police report states.
    The 39-year-old victim was taken to a local hospital for treatment.
    The man said he adopted the "small white fluffy" stray dog three weeks prior and had no idea if it was vaccinated.
    The dog was quarantined and then euthanized. The Arkansas Department of Health will test its remains for rabies.



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    Snack time.
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    Sounds ruff.
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    i didn't want to click but i had to!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    This is so strange. Why would a dog start chomping on a body part?

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    Well, this is gross, but that area on the man had probably not been cleaned properly..... Dogs do like gnarly, dead stuff.
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    that'll teach him to bring home strays. omg how gross

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    I think they ought to test the dog for peanut butter too.

    Oh boy, hell, here I come.
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    My Left Nut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
    "Almond Joy's got nuts
    This man don't...."
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    That's horrifying you evil bitches!

    But yeah, I'd check for peanut butter residue.
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    at least it only ate his nut and not his dick.
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    oh the one-liners again. Ya'll never fail me.

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    What if the testicle was diseased and the poor dog was just trying to save its new master's life?
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