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    http://knox.villagesoup.com/Communit...?storyID=72936

    Seal pup plucked from lighthouse rocks



    PORT CLYDE (May 23): Ben Shen of Auburn sent these pictures from Saturday evening, May 20, at Marshall Point Lighthouse in Port Clyde.

    A harbor seal pup, "about 25 pounds and as soft as a child's stuffed animal," according to Shen, was stranded in the rocks and facing a rising tide. Shen said he called Marine Animal Lifeline, the South Portland nonprofit organization that specializes in rescuing stranded seals. A volunteer from Marine Animal Lifeline arrived in short order to rescue the pup, which was so young that its umbilical cord was still attached.

    Without the volunteer, Nancy Burton of Damariscotta, Shen said the young pup would have certainly have died on the rocks.

    "If it weren't for Nancy the pup would likely have drowned or died of exposure as it was very windy and cold that afternoon," he wrote.

    But luckily, the pup was saved. Shen said it was taken to the Marine Animal Lifeline in Portland for, as he put it, "a little R&R."
    More pics of the rescue at the original link (scroll to "related links")

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    Aww that's sweet. If it was in Newfoundland or something, the seal pup woulda been clubbed to death...

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    *glances up from his sealpup burger*

    hmmm?
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    It got the reaction I wanted. I win!

    seriously though, those burgers just melt in your mouth. Dripping with sealy goodness. Kinda tastes like buffalo, but a little more rich.
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    No, I just wanted some animal nut to get all sanctimonious and pissy.

    It feels doubly funny because I just set up a 30 dollar donation a month to the Toronto Humane Society last night.
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    LOl you responded all pissy, it did the job fine.

    And yes, I feel more for the kitties and doggies than I do about seals, which are delicious.
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    See, I'm not trying to piss specific people off. I just throw out the bait to see who bites. It's fun, you should try it
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    A volunteer from Marine Animal Lifeline arrived in short order to rescue the pup, which was so young that its umbilical cord was still attached.
    Awww, he's a baby baby. I'm glad they rescued him.
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    Whens the last time you ate a gay burger? Or brought home a bucket of Kentucky Fried gay?

    Big difference: Many animals are food. People are not (discounting german cannibals). Animals are a commodity of sorts, frozen and packaged in a grocery store. We keep them as pets.

    Big difference.

    suggest you come up with better material because when your intent is clear and the joke is lame, nobody is going to bite the way you'd like them to.
    I wasn't putting in a lot of effort, and I still snagged someone. If it hadn't been about some stupid seal or a terribly downtrodden chicken, you wouldn't have cared. Thus, it worked.

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    Some. The vast majority, yes. I can't remember the last time I had some Kentucky Fried Gay.
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    Ummm, Kentucky Fried Homo, finger lickin' good! (It's a joke, folks!)
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    What about the Crispy Homo Delux?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Janice
    what's up with all the animal lover-bashing on this board?
    because they tend to froth at the mouth and snap like Wolverines on speed when others don't measure up to their level of caring.
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    This is pretty cool. Between this and the big outpouring of support for Barbaro, my faith in humanity is restored a little bit.

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    *sets up a SealBurger BBQ stand on the corner, and lets the delicious aroma waft over the board*
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