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    Default "You've just been shagged by a rare parrot!"

    Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.

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    Kinky!
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    Hilarious.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    I saw this on You Tube a while back and it's hysterical! Amazing, innit?

    Well, I have a hornbucket of a lovebird called Mr. Turkle who regurgitates seed all over me, hesitates, and then gobbles the regurgitated seed back up. It is gross because he tries to feed my head near my ear while I'm trying to nap, and the seed is wet and gooey and disgusting. I'm glad that he eats it back up. It's sickenin', I say, just sickenin'.

    He then looks for a wayward plastic bag or an old tea towel to have his way with, I'm not kidding!

    I guess he loves me on a psychological level but he doesn't think that I am sexy enough physically to suit his tastes.

    But he likes old bags! Doesn't that mean that I qualify?!

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