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    Default Woman upset after Six Flags rescues her dog and then loses him

    What a facepalm. I hope that bitch is read the riot act for leaving her dog in the car while she went to a freaking amusement park.



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    Woman Upset That Six Flags Rescued Her Dog From Her Hot Car, Then Lost Him

    Meet Shalanon Brooks, the kind of functionally retarded person you encounter frequently in Southern California. Shalanon is the owner of a Pomeranian whom she named "Malibu." (See first sentence.) She didn't just buy Malibu, but was actually prescribed Malibu for "emotional support." (See first sentence again.) Shalanon went to spend a day riding roller coasters at Six Flags Magic Mountain, but when she realized the strap of her Louis Vuitton dog carrying-case had broken, she opted to leave Malibu in her car with the windows cracked open and some water and food. (SeeŚ Enh. You know the drill by now.)
    Well, while Shalanon was experiencing the miracle of flight on Tatsu, Malibu was freaking the fuck out. A park worker patrolling the parking lot noticed her inside.
    "Our security personnel and the Sheriff saw the dog, which they thought was dead," according to Six Flags spokesperson Sue Carpenter.
    "[They] broke into the car to get the dog out. We brought it over here to the dog kennel, revived it, gave it some water and cooled it down," Carpenter said.
    Apparently, people leaving dogs in cars in a scorching parking lot in Valencia is a common occurrence at this particular Six Flags. The park's policy is to break into the cars, rescue the animals, and leave a message on the windshield alerting them to where their not-dead dog is waiting. Well, so far so good. Except then Malibu escaped! She ran out of her kennel while her water bowl was being refilled, and fled into the parking lot.
    Now Shalanon is "distraught." Do you know what "distraught" means? It's a synonym for "suing." Will she win? I don't know! This is a great case study for first year law students. I'll rule in favor of the park, however, seeing as they not only saved the dog's life, but freed it from an existence of being zipped inside Louis Vuitton accessories, one of which would all but certainly have been set down on an airport security conveyor belt in a moment of absentmindedness. Malibu is better off, wherever she is.
    Enjoy Shalanon's entire freakout performance here. [CBS2]
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    God I want to punch her in the face!!!
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    I think the poor dog made a run for it, hoping to find a nice owner.
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    She should be ticketed or arrested. No sympathy here

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    that 6 flags is in Valencia, and its absolutely HOT there. Stupid bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    that 6 flags is in Valencia, and its absolutely HOT there. Stupid bitch.
    That's exactly the first thing I thought of, msdeb. It is indescribably hot out there. Cracking the windows make no difference unless the vehicle is moving and throwing wind back into the car. That poor dog!
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    Stupid bitch is stupid and should diaff. Today.
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    People need to leave their dogs home.
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    Just 5 minutes with this bitch, just give me 5 MINUTES!!!

    Fucking useless soulless whore!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    People need to leave their dogs home.
    People need to realize their dogs aren't humans and therefore don't need to go every f-ing place with them.

    Valencia is HOT, as MsDeb said. Why on earth would you think it's a good idea to leave your dog in your car. Idiot!

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    Exactly, too many animal owners ascribe emotions to their pet that may or may not exist. They think their dog looks at the with unconditional love and really the dog might be thinking "hope this bitch gives me a snausage soon".
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    what a dumbass bitch. Lock her up in the car.

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    Ok who in the hell takes their dog to an amusement park??
    WTF. The dog is better off no matter where he is!
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    Apparently, people leaving dogs in cars in a scorching parking lot in Valencia is a common occurrence at this particular Six Flags.
    Valencia is hot as hell. People who bring their pets with them to an amusement park and leave them in the broiling death car should be shot dead. That's just beyond stupid. Can you imagine these morons with kids? My god.


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