so i've finally made up my mind and i'm getting a cat. specifically, a male kitten. still have to find said cat (i've put the word out to friends and acquaintances and hopefully someone knows someone with kittens who need a home) but i do know he will have an old man name, not a cute animal name.
so far, this is my short list:
boris - so far this is the one i like best
but i'm not 100% sold on any one of those (boris is the closest) so i need suggestions. what name screams 'old man' to you? preferably, grumpy old man (those are the best).