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    Thumbs up Calif. man fatally stabbed by rooster

    Calif. man fatally stabbed by rooster

    By KBAK-TV Eyewitness News

    Investigators say a 35-year-old California man who died at a hospital on Sunday was killed by a rooster.

    Story Published:Feb 4, 2011


    FILE - A fighting rooster found during a former bust in Kern County, Calif. is seen in this November 2010 file photo.

    EARLIMART, Calif. -- Investigators say a 35-year-old California man who died at a hospital on Sunday was killed by a rooster.

    Jose Luis Ochoa was stabbed by a knife attached to the leg of a fighting rooster, the Kern County coroner's office said Friday.

    Officials said an autopsy determined Ochoa died as a result of a stab wound to the calf, and the death was ruled accidental.

    The coroner did not specify exactly how the calf wound killed Ochoa, whether it was excessive bleeding, infection or something else.

    Investigators said it was not known if a cockfight was under way at the time of the accident.
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    ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    A stab wound to the calf? I wonder if his life insurance covers accidentally being stabbed to death by a rooster?
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    HA HA HA HAAA stabbed by a cock.
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    Karma at its finest. Now where is Michael Vick?
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    Serves him right! Poor rooster.
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    Yep, Team Rooster! or better yet, Team Cock!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    A stab wound to the calf? I wonder if his life insurance covers accidentally being stabbed to death by a rooster?
    I'll go out on a limb here and say that people who watch/engage in cockfights don't have life insurance.

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    Serves the motherfucker right! Sharpened claws are not enough these days? They really need to attach knives to the poor roosters?
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