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    Red face Girl on pony + dad vs. angry Ostrich

    This is so absurdly shot I laughed my ass off

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    the fucking pony walking across....and then the fucking ostrich running away!!

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    What's with kicking the ostrich when it's already on the ground--even its feathers are flying all over the place afterwards. Whatever.
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    it was attacking his kid, he gave it a kick to get its ass going
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    It's some kind of Bavarian accent. The poor child. It was so much in fear of that ostrich.
    The father told the child to kick the ostrich back but the child was already too spaced out. That's where the father came in, rescuing his baby and kicking the damn ostrich away.

    I think it was not too cruel against that bird. And ostriches seem to have quite sharp beaks - same goes for swans. They can seriously hurt you with it.

    That reminds me when I was a child, we had real overprotective cock with our chicken. They ran around free in our yard.
    I was afraid of playing out there because once I wore a red dress and the cock came after me and attacked me and I was so afraid of it I nearly pissed myself and ran to my father.

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    Ostriches are nothing to play with. A single kick from one can break the femur of a grown man.
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    Ahahaha that's hilarious, what a mean ostrich! I think the guy was just helping it along it's way, it seemed fine when it was up and about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    I'm laughing. Is that wrong?
    Maybe, I hope the child did not hurt themselves when they fell off pony.

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    I would have kicked it too. I hope the child was ok
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    I laughed my ass off! HILARIOUS!!

    But then I wondered WTF is this kid on a pony on the same pasture as an ostrich?? Those things are crazy dangerous between the massive talons and the beak. It should be in a separate, enclosed area.

    Dad's obviously a rocket scientist. That ostrich could have really hurt them both.

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    i was laughing so hard that it brought tears to my eyes!

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    I feel bad for the kid and the bird, but good lord, something about the camera angle and the choreography - if you can call it that - was priceless.
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