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    Default Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous

    Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???


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    Default Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    Quote Originally Posted by miss_perfect
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    say what?

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    Default Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    I edited in the right text miss_perfect, only the coding showed up

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    Default Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    Yeah sorry about that...the text editing did not come off!

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    Default Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    It's OK
    Very cute though

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    Default Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    *waits for the humor*
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    Default Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    I thought this one was funny. But then again I'm easily amused.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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    ^^ haha I always do that to the dog
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    Hehe that was cute, I could imagine my dog thinking those things!
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