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    Zhu Jianqiang (which translates into Strong-Willed Pig), a 10-month-old pig from China who has charmed the hell out of the world with her two-legged walking skills! File this directly under: Babe ain't shit! That'll do, Babe, that'll do. No, seriously, that'll do, because ZJ has your ass beat!

    When ZJ came sliding out of her mother back in January, there was obviously something very different about her compared to her other 9 siblings. ZJ's owner, Farmer Wang, immediately knew he wanted to keep her even though his evil hateful wife demanded that she be thrown into a pot or shuffled off to the glue factory. The local circus also offered to buy up ZJ, but Farmer Wang told all of them to suck on a crusty taint. Instead, he spent weeks training ZJ how to walk. Farmer Wang explained, "I trained her a while each day. After 30 days she could agilely walk upside down. She proved to us that no matter what form life is it should continue to live on. I won't sell her no matter how much the offer is."

    This does sort of fill my heart with warm Bac-Os, but one thing is missing: A MOTORIZED RICKSHAW! Seriously, get that bitch some wheels! But then again, if they did that she wouldn't be able to do this anymore:



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    aw how cool!
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    What a ham.
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    Great that the farmer stuck to his guns and patiently gave ZJ a quality of life. Good on him.
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    That's nice and all. But what became of the other 9 pigs? Glue factory or Pea and Ham soup?
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    Club sandwiches.
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