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    Why kittens are better then babies

    Veterinarians have evening hours.

    Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole movie theater with its crying. Hell, you don't even have to take the kitten with you, and if you don't, you don't even have to worry about whether or not the sitter is available tonight.

    Your kitten won't grow out of those cute but expensive clothes within three months.

    Kittens look cute if they haven't had a bath this month.

    You probably don't have to lie awake nights wondering how you are going to finance your kitten's college (or high school) education.

    No one will accuse you of being an unfit mother if you don't want to breast-feed your kitten.

    No one will accuse you of perversion or sexual abuse if you fondle your kitten.

    Dan Quayle can't accuse you of destroying the moral fabric of the country if you aren't married to the father of your kitten. In fact, nobody will ever ask you if you know who the father is.

    No one will question your abilities to function normally at your job when they hear you just got a kitten

    You only have to change a litter box once a day

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    A kitten it is then!!

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    Kittens are funnier when they chase and eat bugs, too.
    And it's not a cause for alarm when they do it.

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    Kittens are ok to jump off walls too!

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    Love it!

    And they look good furry
    oh, and you don't have to worry about them not sleeping so you can get soem rest.

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    Yeah and when kittens grow up, they won't want to go to college, get married and leave you.

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    Kittens potty train much earlier and quicker than babies do.
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    a kitten wont shout at you and tell you to get the fuck out of their life if you ask them where theyve been all night

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    a kitten doesnt run round and shout 'look at me, look at me mummy, look at me! look at me!' while your trying to watch TV

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    Kittens smell good!

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    Kittens rule!!!!!
    Nope.

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    you dont have to learn a kitty to count, or spell, or swear.

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    A kitten will not invite a lot of other kittens to your house when you are not home and have a huge party.
    Are you sure.... really sure about that? Hmm?

    Kittens grow up to be cats who will poop in your bed if they're mad at you.

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    ever wonder why your mudmask seems to go bad every once in a while?

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