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    Default Bulldogs molested at dog shows

    Am I the only one completely skeeved out?

    Tuesday, March 23rd 2010
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    Apparently, dog show judges like to see a little life in the face of the usually bored Bulldog. So in order to get a "questioning look" on their bull dog's faces, handlers molest their dog's nut bags while holding their heads up.

    Dude is straight-up tickling that Bulldog's balls WITH feeling! He's doing it like he really means it. I expected the handler to whisper a love sonnet in the Bulldog's ear or lick his fingers before handling. Sucio.

    If the handlers wanted to get a "WTF look" on their Bulldog's faces without taking them to second base, they could just show them this video. Nobody is fluffing my parts (no, not even myself, you sick ass) at the moment and I've definitely got a "questioning look" on my face.

    In related news, Kevin Spacey has just announced his retirement from acting so that he can devote his life to being a show Bulldog.

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    That is nasty. What the hell are they doing that for?

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    yeah. ball tickling
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    WTF
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    Jebus don't let the pageant moms see this video.
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    ^Or Jayla Maria.
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    I think this is very insulting to bulldogs. They are supposed to be bored!
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    Why isn't PETA outraged!
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    I dunno if giving a dog a handy is considered abuse. Nasty, but I'm pretty sure the dogs like it.
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    ^^That's bestiality! So, yes it's abuse..
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    Gross freak, poor dogs

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    Better tickling than snarfling.
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    I'm going to hell anyway for laughing at other bizarre shit. Sorry, this made me laugh my ass off.
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    they're all diddling their bulldogs!!
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