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    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
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    Red face Massage your cat till it fucking drools

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    "Petting is passe"

    Act normal and the crowd will accept you. Act deranged and they will make you their leader

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    That cat looks drugged! He's a massage junkie!

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    power purring?
    ...feed me now!

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    Is she serious!

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    That cat looks almost like mine's, except my cat is flufflier. It also drools too.

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    "like the touch of a fairy" wtf?
    she is the definition of 'crazy cat lady'
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    LOL she's an utter nutter.

    I like the filthy look "Champ" gives her when she massages the tail.
    beauty is only skin deep (where's the scalpel?)

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    Tell me this was made in 1993???

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    Non of my five cats drool from being brushed or petted, but my ex's cat did. She used to slobber like a fiend when you combed her.

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    The woman's a bit daffy but the cat is a sweetie. I have one that looks just like it but you touch her and she jumps 10 feet high.

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    my pussy doesn't like that
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    I read it as "massage your clit.."

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    CAT MASSAGE UPDATE

    Some people have asked us where we found "Your Cat Wants a Massage!" and one of those people just happened to be Mary Jean Ballner, the loving-genius who created this masterpiece in 1998.

    Mary Jean contacted EIT recently to let us know that she saw our little mash-up on television... and that she is a big fan of our work! "It's hilarious!" she said. "Bang-up job"

    Mary Jean liked our compilation so much, she is even sending us a copy of her follow-up video, "Dog Massage", so we can make a sequel.

    As you know, we don't get celebrity endorsements often, so when we do, we don't take them lightly. Especially when they come from a copyright-holder with a sense of humor and a heart of gold. We love you Mary Jean!

    Please visit Mary Jean's site Cat and Dog Massage books and videos by Cat and Dog Massage Works to buy the full-length version of Cat Massage (you can even get it dubbed in German) and many other wonderful products.

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