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    Who else started doing kegels while reading this?
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    It's nice that she never has to carry a purse.
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    I know you're all on line trying to order a nice jade egg - you know, to display in your home...

    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    where exactly does she attach the string? does it not hurt? does it not stretch you out/pull things downward, which is like the opposite of what you want?
    this bothers my emotions.
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    i imagine they're all attached to some kind of massive ben-wah ball/dildo thing which is what she clamps down on with her superhuman vag muscles?
    She just ties a thin piece of string to a jade egg (which in Chinese medicine is thought to have healing reproductive properties), inserts the egg into her vagina, and then she's got an extra set of ...

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    It doesn't sound as cringeworthy now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tati View Post
    Who else started doing kegels while reading this?
    Nope. But for some insane reason whenever I read the word 'kegels' my mind wants to substitute the word 'bagels' and I start to get hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Nope. But for some insane reason whenever I read the word 'kegels' my mind wants to substitute the word 'bagels' and I start to get hungry.
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    I heard these guys are going to be suing her ass off for copyright infringement:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I know you're all on line trying to order a nice jade egg - you know, to display in your home...





    She just ties a thin piece of string to a jade egg (which in Chinese medicine is thought to have healing reproductive properties), inserts the egg into her vagina, and then she's got an extra set of ...

    This will get you all started:
    Jade Egg Beginner's Exercises

    Dear Lord... So many of my friend's mothers had marble eggs that sat in little stands in their homes when I was growing up. Some probably still have them. I don't think I'll ever be able to look them in the eye again.
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    I now understand why Faberge eggs are so popular.
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