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    My sister and I were watching last night and I just kept saying "jfc demented freaks." the little girl talking with a pacifier in her mouth, I can see her chain smoking and doing that shit in the future.
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    I had to show TT to my sister when she visited recently - she spent the entire show alternating between being completely gobsmacked and horrified amusement.

    The editors are genius though - remember seeing one mother say something like "I don't know where she gets all her energy from!" then cutting straight to little blond daughter scarfing down pixy sticks she got from her father.

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    My son said that when he was watching the other day, one of the mother's gave their little tiara'd toddler a fucking red bull!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    Why is this horrible show still on? I catch glimpses right before 'My Strange Addiction' and I cant stand this show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    Why is this horrible show still on? I catch glimpses right before 'My Strange Addiction' and I cant stand this show.
    OT: That is the weirdest show! People eating couch stuffing, cigarette ashes and pottery! Ugh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    My son said that when he was watching the other day, one of the mother's gave their little tiara'd toddler a fucking red bull!
    Not just "a" but more than one if it's the one I'm thinking of.
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    I haven't watched the season finale yet. Will do that when I get a moment and abandon all shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Not just "a" but more than one if it's the one I'm thinking of.
    OMG! I don't know where she gets all this energy: *shoves red bull down toddlers throat* so nasty.
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    and crazy-eyed blinky mcblinkerson step mom and her doing ALL the damn dance steps along with the kid? I would ask "where is your shame?", but clearly, this ain't the thread.
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    It starts with Pixy Sticks and Red Bull and ends up with little miss Grande Supreme on Intervention doing meth!
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    Believe it or not, I've got a person on my facebook friend list whose kid has been on this show! I just call it another casualty of living in the south.

    Oh, and another who has done the hair and makeup for a few.
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    Our 1 year old really want do these pageants, she told us with her eyes. We would never force our darling to do something she did not choose herself.

    'Do it for mummy, or I take away your blanky!

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    I am waiting for all the beefcake baby boy pageants to pop up, so I can enter my 9 month-old. Can't wait to show off his rock-hard abs in a speedo!
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    You'll be yelling "shake that booty!" in no time.
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