Soccer mothers/ helicopter parents rant

[shedevilang]

You and me both. Lets go baby!!!!

HEY--I finally got rid of the 5 yr old camping at my house. How? Her 8yr old brother came looking for her. They had no idea where she was and her Grandmother (divorce situation--her father just moved in w/his Mom who lives down the street) was worried. See? No one knew!

They just moved to the Grandmothers house 6 days ago.


Commence drinking! And edit: I don't know how to spell commence.

Damn you all I have no booze! How long has the kid been there?

[LynnieD]

*needs more vodka quickly*

[McJag]

At least I have the latex balls to put it all out there. No passive aggression in my regression. Come at me. Call me a cuckholder, a whore, a bad mum. Dooo it. I will raise you this nonsense, with a LOLZ your love life and a you beat kittens.

Did you read Confederacy of Dunces? Us Mothers got a hard row to hoe!

[VenusInFauxFurs]

I'm gonna shutup and hairtoss now.

[McJag]

Now, let's all put on our tutus!

[twitchy2.0]

No

[shedevilang]

┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐ No tutu's

[LynnieD]

I have several, I can pass some tutu's around if needed!

[VenusInFauxFurs]

I used to wear tutus with doc martens in the 90s. I could probably still rock that look in a chubbier way.

[shedevilang]

┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐ No tutu's

[twitchy2.0]

I'll leave the tutus to the raver set.

[shedevilang]

I'll bet they are all pink *shudders

[McJag]

Well, Mel ain't sharing the tiaras. We've tried that one.

[nancydrew]

Ain't this some shit. I have been sitting here drinking vodka, wearing my tutu since 9 am. Little did I know i was miles ahead of you bitches!

[shedevilang]

I just don't know about all you tutu wearing bitches *shakes head