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    THAT'S the one my brain was looking for!

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    you mixed up sarCHASM and Satire!
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    I'm so ashamed. I probably shouldn't go into retail either.

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    I clicked it... 9 days a week, baby!
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    That's how often you should click.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post

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    I think your friend sounds like a wonderful mom.
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    Where did she go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
    this made me laugh - thanks penny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine View Post
    Where did she go?
    Back under the bridge where she lives.
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    I want to make sweet love to her friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nomoresoccermoms View Post
    The children spend their summer days in organized "club" or school events, no random playing. The boy spends every day at La Cross camp and the girl takes ballet and violin lessons. Then it is time for science/math lessons in the evenings. All summer.
    How lovely for those kids. Its a great time to learn to be active and will set up their habits in later life. Maybe you would have benefitted from Lacrosse camp too?
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    Duh - La Cross camp is a Christian retreat for kids. If the lad's there every day he must be training for the priesthood or something.
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    Dicks. I just wanted to say it.
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    This is what I get for going on a business trip, I miss all the good stuff.

    Hi Gristletonia You're learning, I'll give ya that. So if I read this right, this is payback for the your son is a loser wanker mama's boy thread oh, errr, sorry, something pathetic about getting your college aged son a super awesome internship at Rolling Stone. How's that going by the way, are you making sure that he gets all the way to his desk and has a healthy lunch packed every day? Calling his boss to make sure he gets bathroom breaks? Carry on....
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