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Thread: Soccer mothers/ helicopter parents rant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I never said we were exclusive, you Amish whore.
    I was cheating on you anyway.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    doing that Amish sexting thing.
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    Ran out of toothpaste early last week so I'm using preparation h caps.
    I dread to think what brushing with Preparation H is doing to your mouth.

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    Firm gum line.
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    It seems to be shrinking up like one of those dried apple dolls.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Does it work on nipples?
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    Whorettes!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    The thread takes a creepy turn.
    To far?

    I'm just messin' with ya anyway. My attention span is far to short to stalk anyone.

    SQUIRREL!!

    Sorry to be creepy. But it did make me giggle a bit. At your expense. Again, sorry.
    I'll go back to raggin' on Lindsay.

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    Whorettes? Are these whores that do high kicks or something?

    Haven't tested it on nipples yet but I can tell you that it hasn't done a thing for my ginormous ass.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Quote Originally Posted by gardenwitch View Post
    To far?

    I'm just messin' with ya anyway. My attention span is far to short to stalk anyone.

    SQUIRREL!!

    Sorry to be creepy. But it did make me giggle a bit. At your expense. Again, sorry.
    I'll go back to raggin' on Lindsay.
    You can never go too far.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    NOOO!!! Don't apologise! Creepy works around here.

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    We like creepy. We embrace it. We also hump it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Whorettes? Are these whores that do high kicks or something?

    Haven't tested it on nipples yet but I can tell you that it hasn't done a thing for my ginormous ass.
    It is frenchified for higher standards of whoredom!
    You may kick whatever you wish.
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    Whorette de jour!
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    De nuit is more of my liking..
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    This thread is pretty epic.
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