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    No matter how far I push my ass down it keeps bouncing back up!
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    Does this make me look fat?

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    I choose this one, in the hope that the weird cut of the bottom bit will accentuate my gut, with a little flower above the crotch-split to show i'm really a modest girl at heart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post


    Does this make me look fat?
    That's just wrong!
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    I couldn't help myself.

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    How old is that kid? 5? JFC.
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    I have no idea how old she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetPea View Post


    Ooooh la laaa!
    That's something a 6 year old would come up with!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    How old is that kid? 5? JFC.
    I would think she was about 9 or 10. And that photo is not for a pageant, but is how the designer wanted to showcase their dresses on their website. Those type of dresses are usually used in natural pageants, and this look would not be allowed.

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    I'm not concerned if it is for a pageant or not. The dress is ugly, the kid is all tarted the fuck up, the photographer should be shot for being the one to document this horror for all of eternity, the designer of the dress should be set on fire, and whoever had creative direction over all of it needs to have every trace of their existence wiped from the face of the planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    I'm not concerned if it is for a pageant or not. The dress is ugly, the kid is all tarted the fuck up, the photographer should be shot for being the one to document this horror for all of eternity, the designer of the dress should be set on fire, and whoever had creative direction over all of it needs to have every trace of their existence wiped from the face of the planet.
    But other than that, you like it?

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    I sho hope ain't nobody done shown up in this heah dress.





    If I need to change, I've got this one right heah. It makes me feel glamorous:


    Howevah, red does make me feel special. Look how happy I am in my dress!


    Or do I want to feel like a Princess? Oh the decisions!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post


    Does this make me look fat?
    Awww, I think she looks precious. I don't see anything wrong with this ensemble. Although I think an up do would look better with this type of dress. And a tiara.
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    From another site:

    Posted from my fucking iPhone

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    From the site found by OP, I'll take this "wet-look" number:

    Posted from my fucking iPhone

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