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  • Not so bad

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  • Evil and should die

    1 3.13%
  • Worse than Michael Jackson

    1 3.13%
  • Make Tom Cruise look sane

    7 21.88%
  • Really molesters at heart

    1 3.13%
  • All of the above accept number 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
    Y'all get "Maury" Down Under too?? Squeal!! It's one of the few talk shows I'll watch occasionally when I'm home. Love it when they test 20 guys and none of them match the baby's DNA.

    Ooooooooh, that's Hohan-ish!

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    We have friends who have their son in pageants. Our boys are the same age. Mine are covered with mud, bruises and cuts from playing outside. Their son takes tap, elocution and who knows what else. He goes nuts when he comes to our house. Play outside with other boys!!! Who'd have thought

    They don't come over much any more. Last time the kids were playing and pageant boy got scratched on his face. Mommy went ape shit.

    Feel bad for their little boy and hope his Dad ends this soon.

    Great to hear that the US is exporting Baby Daddy Maury to the Intertational masses!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia
    A good number of these kids are not anything special to look at. In fact, many of them are downright fug. Lots of pageant kids are also significantly overweight.

    If any of them saw me saying that, I'm sure you can all guess what they'd say.....


    "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!"
    Oh holy shit! I just checked out that board. What a viper's nest of trashtalking and bitter hatred! The very last thing that showed on the screen was this: "REMEMBER IT IS ALL ABOUT THE CHILDREN'-
    Those people on that board are incredibly rude, inane, vicious, spiteful, hateful, back-stabbing and are specimens of the very worst levels of ignorance and inbreeding.
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    Pageant Moms are sick, demented, evil, twisted individuals who pimp their children out for reasons probably stemming from their own fucked up childhood. Who in their right mind would participate in something so demeaning to everyone involved. These events should be illegal, they are only "breeding" future fucked up pageant Moms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
    Y'all get "Maury" Down Under too?? Squeal!! It's one of the few talk shows I'll watch occasionally when I'm home. Love it when they test 20 guys and none of them match the baby's DNA.


    This show is the highlight of my day! And its unwatchable if they have on anything other than 'I slept w/4 brothers and I don't know which one is my baby daddy'. Nothing better.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia
    Ah, the memories of all this. Y'all simply must visit this site & find the post where the mom is asking for ideas to name a girl baby. Some of the names these moms suggested are priceless.

    My favorite is Nevaeh (heaven backwards.) Apparently it's common in those circles.

    http://www.voy.com/199035/
    Here are some of them!

    Allyson, Amberly, Samantha, Kaila, Tyneshia, Mo'Shea, Quyshawn, Bre'Amber, Lichelle, ZyLyrical wtf?
    Lily, Olivia, Gracie, Victoria, MaryBeth, Jenna, Lindy
    Sebastiana, Sereniti, Leilani, Mena, Crystalena( )
    Claire, Avery, Bella, Chloe, Grace, Presley, and Reece Ashton, Olivia Belle, Bella, Mercedes (cedes for short), Savanah, Sahara, Sadie ...Misti, Ria, Deena, Meridith, Felicity, Joan, Aubrie, Jacqueline, Loriann, Jillian, Jenna, Laci
    Wynterose( )
    Dacia, Kecia, Stacia, Valley ( )
    Breezy( )
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    Wtf? Bre'Amber? Is that Klingon?
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    I think forcing your child to do pageants is an evil mom, but if the child wishes to compete, i dont see a problem..

    The extremes they go to though!

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    The problem is that very few little kids wake up one day and say "Hey Mom, I wannt be Little Princess Cutie Charme 2006" They are pushed into it way before they are able to have an opinion, let alone expresss it.
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    Oh goodness. I forgot what a laugh those Voy boards would give me. "And 'WALLA' your winners". Walla as in "Voila". Oh my.

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    "Walla" is a MAJOR MASSIVE peeve of mine. If someone says Walla! I instantly assume that they are uneducated dork.
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    It's one thing to say that, I can somewhat stomach some bastardized anglicization vocally. I mean, nobody ever uses proper Latin pronunciations and I could see people making mistakes with the French and such. But typing it "Walla"?! That's just really terrible.

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    Yeah well we're not talking about the highest velocity rifles in the gunrack here.
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