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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    "I'm doing the obvious, responsible thing that should be done anyway. Shower me with unwarranted praise!"

    C'mon Grimm, how much you think Cimmy's socking away for Northwest?Its gonna be a long time til she can make her own piss-porn. I give props to Mama June.

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    Mama June was on Wendy Williams today. She looked nice and seems like a very nice person. she made "sgetti" (her pronounciation) with 3 sticks of butter and a bottle of ketchup. She also made franks and beans.

    She seems very down to earth though. I'd probably like her IRL.

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    So, I'm watching the wedding episode right now, and I'll be damned, I'm in tears! Sugar Bear is just too cute; June made him sleep in a tent out in the backyard the night before the wedding, and he said he didn't mind because he'd do anything for her. He said "I'd sleep in the sewer for her", and I just thought, "Oh my God, that is so sweet!", LOL...!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    On my lunch break today at work, there was a People Magazine, the one with the scratch n sniff paper. We were passed it around, and tried guessing what they were. I haven't seen the episode.
    A few of the smells we guessed smelled like gasoline, sweet chocolate, and another kind of like a BBQ smoker, or fire wood. We couldn't figure out the others.
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    Family Feud with Honey Boo Boo and Cake Boss Photos: Photos: TLC


    “The answers were stunning,” Steve Harvey says, when the family from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” taped an episode of “Family Feud.”
    He’s used to bizarre offerings from the families playing his hit game show, but nothing could have prepared him for this. Honey Boo Boo, Mama June and the rest of the sketti-slurping clan from McIntyre, Ga., face off for charity against another set of TLC reality stars, the bakers from “Cake Boss.”
    “They give you honest answers from their life, but it’s stuff you can’t imagine,” the host says. “You can’t even think along these lines.”
    As usual, the contestants guess the answers given by people surveyed about a particular topic, but on this show the questions seem tailored to the players’ fields of expertise. That means wedding cakes for Buddy Valastro and his baking bunch. For Chubbs, Chickadee and the like, the emphasis is on their apparent specialty: bodily functions.
    “Name something your body does that people think is funny,” Harvey queries — with all-too-obvious results.
    But the answer that most horrified the prim and proper host came when he asked what children need to be told not to pick at. Prompted by her mama, the 8-year-old child pageant veteran piped up, “Toe jam!”
    Harvey now laments, “Who the hell has to ask their children not to pick at toe jam? When she said it, it just froze me.”
    Asked by Mama June if he ever had that parenting issue, Harvey gave an emphatic no, “because me and my wife have a little rule at the house that requires everyone to bathe at least once a day. So that prohibits the buildup of toe jam.”
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    Mama June's looking good! I like Steve, he's better than our Family Fortunes presenters.
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    Muma June is looking good she seems to have lost a few much needed pounds.

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    uh - looking good??? LMAO - I'd go as far as to say "better"!

    Can't watch the video, I am an fan of Family Feud from waaaay back in the kissy face days of Richard Dawson. - If I happen to catch this episode I will stay tuned.

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    Honey Boo Boo Family Injured in Bad Car Accident | TMZ.com

    Honey Boo Boo Family Injured In Bad Car Wreck



    Honey Boo Boo and her family were in a bad car crash Monday night ... TMZ has learned.

    Honey Boo Boo, Mama June, Pumpkin and Jessica were all passengers in the car driven by SugarBear.

    Sources tell us ... they were at a red light, waiting to turn left. The light turned green and Sugar Bear began the turn. A guy driving a truck was allegedly speeding in the opposite direction with his lights off and crashed into them.

    Members of the family were taken to a local hospital ... an ambulance showed up, but Mama June tells TMZ ... the EMTs were going to take them to a hospital they didn't like so they went to another hospital in an SUV driven by their bodyguard.

    Pumpkin says Sugar Bear has a contusion on his back, Mama June has a back and neck sprain, Honey Boo Boo hit her head against a passenger window and has a headache, and Pumpkin herself has severe chest bruises and is having panic attacks.

    And June tells TMZ ... "We've only had that Suburban for 6 months and it's not even paid off yet."
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    They have a bodyguard?
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    They have a bodyguard?
    Someone has to carry the Cheetos Bags and Diet Cola Barrels for them.

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    Hope there is a traffic camera at that intersection, or the other driver can claim the ginger redneck is to blame and go after their reality show money (can he take it from the college funds?).

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    WHY'S ya gotta hate sugar bear?


    idk why why's is all caps but I liked it
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    I agree - and I hate to say it but this kid is fugly and the whole family is nothing but trailer trash - I refuse to watch the show just as I refuse to watch the
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    The mental images! Make them stop! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

    'Mama June needs to get re-hornified!' Sugar Bear feels neglected in new episoide of Honey Boo Boo


    By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
    It seems like Honey Boo Boo's mother has lost her mojo.
    After nine years with 'Sugar Bear' Mike Thompson and five children Mama June could be forgiven for losing her sex drive a little.
    The redneck reality star complained of misplacing her 'groove' on Thursday in the latest episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.


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    Lost her drive: Mama June admitted on Thursday's episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo that her sex drive has dropped off

    'I don't know where my groove went .. or if I'm going through a midlife crisis or what,' moaned the 34-year-old television personality, whose real name is June Shannon.
    Her husband Sugar Bear, who had only received nookie 'twice in the last month' was feeling a little neglected.




    'I'm dying for some alone time, because alone time can lead to baby-making time,' he said with a toothless grin.


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    Feeling neglected: Sugar Bear asked Mama June not to reject his love

    'Stop rejecting my love,' he told her.
    Getting increasingly amorous Sugar Bear, a chalk miner, lured June on a double-date with her sister and her boyfriend José.
    'I know you, if you do something nice you're gonna expect hanky panky afterwards,' groaned June.
    'If you're feeling all frisky next to me then you can just forget it,' snapped the mother-of-five.
    Over Japanese food the foursome discussed lovemaking.


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    Mood food: Sugar Bear and Mama June went on a double date with her sister and her boyfriend

    'June needs to get re-hornified, definitely,' said her sister Doe-Doe who indulges in some light 'whipping' with her new boyfriend.
    Apparently Doe-Doe and José are 'at it every which way' constantly – like June and Sugar Bear at the start of their relationship.
    'Doe-Doe's favourite position is the Jalepeño Popper, I don't need to explain that,' giggled José as Doe-Doe slapped him playfully on the shoulder.
    June was somewhat cynical about her sister's sex life.
    'Their relationship is new. Sugar Bear and me were doing it five times a night at the start ... but it's been nine years. I got comfortable,' she frowned.


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    Sex talk: Mama June's sister Doe-Doe and her boyfriend Jose talked sex

    In other unsexy news, a family row erupted because a stealthy 'pooper' was leaving their bowel creations un-flushed.
    'When you walk in the bathroom and someone ain't flushed it's disgusting,' complained Sugar Bear.
    'It's still floating and it stinks. ... This is a poop mystery that we're going to try and figure out,' he added.
    Determined to 'match the poop to the pooper' Honey Boo Boo, aka Alana, was on the case.
    Brandishing a magnifying glass she got up close and personal to find the culprit.
    She even hid in the shower for 'three hours' waiting for the 'poopster' that turned out to be her sister Pumpkin.


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    Shower surveillance: Honey Boo Boo hid in the shower to find out who wasn't flushing

    Pumpkin, aka Lauryn Shannon, furiously denied it at first before confessing.
    'I wanted more time in the bathroom by myself and I knew a stinky poop would keep them all away,' she said.
    'I'm the best detective in the whole of McIntyre,' announced Boo Boo.
    Part of June's asexual 'funk' revolved around fear that her daughter Anna would leave home to live with her boyfriend and take her baby Kaitlyn.
    'If she moves out I'll probably cry. I can't tell you how emotional I'm gonna get if she takes Kaitlyn away,' she said.


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    Bathroom mystery: Honey Boo Boo did her part to figure out the mystery

    Sugar Bear agreed.
    'Anna ain't ready to move out and take care of all them bills by herself,' he said.
    Anna, who is unemployed, was defiant.
    'I gotta be an independent woman,' she said.
    To lighten the mood the family took an outing to ride on an 'airboat.'
    Dusty Thomas, Sugar Bear's friend, showed them the ropes.


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    Air boat: Honey Boo Boo eagerly boarded the watercraft for a ride

    'I'm not sure if rednecks ride on airboats but I'm pretty sure this one does,' said Boo Boo.
    After the trip June got nostalgic.
    'One day it's just gonna be me and Sugar Bear so I want to make as many memories as possible while I can,' she sniffed.
    Read more: Honey Boo Boo's mum loses sex drive and husband Sugar Bear feels neglected | Mail Online












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