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    ouch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    Saw this on FB and had to put it here:
    burn! that applies to me too. *cries*
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Not only that, he adores her! Hardworking ,sober and devoted to his family.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    burn! that applies to me too. *cries*
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    Not only that, he adores her! Hardworking ,sober and devoted to his family.
    And he wants to marry her, but she turns him down!!
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    *cries harder*
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Monday, October 1st 2012
    Honey Boo Boo Is Doing A Whole Lot Of Hollerin' Today




    Who do I need to talk to about making this picture the new Great Seal of the United States, because the image of a scooter-driving Mama June and a high heel-wearing Honey Boo Boo Chile leaving a Walmart in Alabama IS America at its most sophisticated.
    America's answer to Rousseau, Honey Boo Boo Chile, once eloquently said, "A dolla makes me holla, honey boo boo!", so she probably hasn't stopped hollerin' ever since TLC made it rain all over Mama June's Pillsbury value pack of chins. TMZ says that since Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has become the greatest thing to happen to American television since Footballers Wives started airing on BBC America, the network has tripled the family's salary. Mama June and her merry band of fart bags were making $5,000 to $7,000 an episode, but now they're getting anywhere from $15,000 to $20,000 an episode. The stale food auction better watch out, because Mama June's got a stack of hundreds shoved into her chin cleavage and she's ready to buy ALL the day old cupcakes.
    A source tells TMZ that money isn't changing Mama June, because she turned down TLC when they offered to get her a bigger, better and more secure house. Mama June doesn't want to move, because why would you leave a house that is right next door to a gas station that sells jars of cheese balls and Hot Fries all the time? That's like a dirty slut living next to a glory hole. It's like living at the end of a rainbow. Mama June also wants to stay, because she loves her neighborhood and loves bringing the holidays to their lives by splattering Christmas decorations all over her front yard.
    The source also says that Mama June has tongue farted at offer after offer from agents who say they can make her even more money in appearances, because she doesn't want to be away from her family.
    Thanks to Pimp Mama Kris pushing her child whores on the ho stroll every chance she gets, we sometimes forget that there's some mothers on reality TV who don't completely whore their kids out for a fast check. Thank Jaysus for this, because my soul would fart itself into a puddle of sadness if Mama June got too fancy. I don't ever want to see Mama June eating extra fancy Prego sauce instead of sketti sauce and I really don't want to see her foot gnats feeding on caviar instead of her toe gunk. That would be worse than the time Roseanne won the lottery. Never change, Mama June, never change.



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    #getmoneybitch Elegance Has A Name Honey Boo Boo Chile Mama June
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    so for some reason i was watching some Honey Boo Boo when they show the new baby with the extra thumb. Sugar Bear says "The extra thumb reminds me of a swiss army knife" that made me laugh pretty good.
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    I didn't see that, but it's funny.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    My husband loves this show now and is so bummed it's over. So not only did I get my kids hooked on it, my husband is too. But it's a good show for us to all watch together, it's pretty PG considering what's on most shows.

    I hope we don't have to wait long for the next season.

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    Why does that fat slag need a scooter
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    Something rolled over her foot
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    .. her own scooter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    .. her own scooter?
    Naw,it was a fork lift up at the factory where she worked, don'tcha know.

    Say what you will about these people but seeing them adore that new baby? That is one little baby who is safe and well loved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Naw,it was a fork lift up at the factory where she worked, don'tcha know.

    Say what you will about these people but seeing them adore that new baby? That is one little baby who is safe and well loved.
    I love you!!
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    she doesn't need a scooter. They've shown pics and video of her running.
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