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Reply With QuoteWho else thinks they will hang the extra thumb from their Christmas tree?
Premature.
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Who else thinks they will hang the extra thumb from their Christmas tree?
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In a place of great prominence, too!
"And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
Like that hide the xmas pickle thing.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Okay, how has no one mentioned Mama June's Forklift Foot? That was disgusting!
I admit to watching this show last night and was totally grossed out by that. Not by her smashed toe, but that it was crawling with bugs!
We totally have a pickle ornament for our Christmas tree. My MIL bought it for us and my son loves it.
I can hear June now telling us about their new tradition and HBB saying she gonna find that thumb! Aw, family traditions. So sweet.Originally Posted by sluce
Like that hide the xmas pickle thing.
dolem, I don't think it was posted, but Michael K made her foot HSOTD. It is a thing of wonder...
Thursday, August 30th 2012Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mama June's Forklift Foot, which made its basic cable debut on the show that will serve as the orientation video on modern civilization we will give to the aliens when they come to this planet and ask, "What's this place about?"
Long before Mama June and her fluffy stack of Bisquick chins became the brightest stars in the TLC universe, she worked at a warehouse, and one day a forklift ran over one of her hooves. That's how her infamous "Forklift Foot" was created and apparently she never showed it to her kids until last night's episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The family went to a water park (Note: You haven't seen the raw definition of glamour until you've seen Mama June walk around a water park in wet ankle socks) and at the end of the day, her kids begged her to show them her Quasimodotoe.
As the bells of Notre Dame rang, she pulled her wet bootie sock off and there was her mangled, yellowing Forklift Foot in all its gnat-covered glory. It actually wasn't that gross until the camera zoomed in on a bunch of gnats nibbling on her Forklift Foot gunk. Couldn't TLC just lie to us and tell us those gnats were actually tiny, black butterflies fluttering around what they thought was a beautiful, blooming flower? Oh well, at least we now have the phrase: Like gnats to a Forklift Foot....
So there it is, Mama June's gnat nest of a Forklift Foot. Good morning to you too! (Or if it's night time where you are, happy dinner time to you!)
(Pic via 96.1 KISS)
Posted by: Michael K
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"And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
Omg lololol grossness. Forklift foot
That picture. I was being brave by opening this thread, lesson learned.
I'm not bothered by the look of the picture, but were there really insects crawling around her foot?! Ewww! I was gonna watch the episode on youtube, but... *gavomit*
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Why would you doubt it?
'Cause it ain't beautimous!!!
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one... what’s your plan? - twitter.com/verygrumpycat
She probably has some open wound or something. Gnats flying around rotting flesh and filth, well there must be something really wrong. That is nasty.
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Yes. She took her sock off and the toe was crawling with gnats.
That is when I said goodbye to June. I am no longer fascinated by the trainwreck. Even I have limits.
Were they inside her sock of did they show up after she took it off?
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Hard to say, with editing and all. IIRC, she took it off then it cut to a close up.
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