Has anyone watched the new episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras?

**Brah** · February 20th, 2012, 10:02 PM

The kid looks like Kim from RH of NJ

**rem_in** · February 21st, 2012, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by C_is_for_Cookie

I'm sure that beached whales have much better personalities as well.

1,000% right, i should think

Originally Posted by OrangeSlice

Wanna hear something really scary? She has a kid so that means someone was willing to have sex with her.

or its proof turkey basters have crapulous taste in women

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

Even blind people have urges.

surely she would even be a major turnoff in a tactile sense ? it would be like having sex with a king size mattress filled with uncooked sourdough

bleurgh

**ManxMouse** · February 21st, 2012, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by DeChayz

Happy Thursday, Honey Boo Boo Child

Is it just my computer or does it look like mom's arms are decomposing?

**card** · February 24th, 2012, 10:26 AM

This picture can cause nightmares!

**twitchy2.0** · February 24th, 2012, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by rem_in

surely she would even be a major turnoff in a tactile sense ? it would be like having sex with a king size mattress filled with uncooked sourdough

bleurgh

If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that EVERYTHING has a fetish. Google mattress fetish. Go on!

**rem_in** · February 27th, 2012, 09:23 PM

wow, i didn't even know there was such a thing as a bed restraint bondage kit ........ scary stuff

mind you it would have to be king sized and industrial strength for Ms The Hutt

**card** · April 26th, 2012, 08:40 AM

The Wild West pageant that was on Toddlers & Tiaras last night was the pageant I was supposed to judge. It was pretty tame, considering last week's episode with the skank pageant mom from hell.

**card** · July 26th, 2012, 12:31 PM

I watched a couple episodes last night of T&T. The mardi gras pageant, one of the girls they showcased did a routine from a previous pageant that they showed clips from.

Watching this kids routine, I realized her "dance moves" were so much like Olive Hoover's in Little Miss Sunshine. REALLY???? Stupid parents, that whole movie was mockery of the glitz world.

**tulip** · July 26th, 2012, 05:15 PM

^^ I know! It's hysterical.

It also occurred to me that winning the grand nacho supreme title (or whatever they are called) has nothing to do with beauty, grace or anything else. It has to do with whoever plays the game the best -- buys the best dress, has all the glitz crap done to them (tanning, waxing, flippers, etc), gets their hair and makeup done "right" and does all the cheesy pageant moves. They all essentially have the same dresses, hair styles, make up and moves. They are like a bunch of wind up dolls. There is absolutely no personality, no individuality. Whoever ponies up the most and doesn't totally f-up on stage wins. Very weird thing these pageants are.

**Fran** · August 4th, 2012, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by OrangeSlice

Wanna hear something really scary? She has a kid so that means someone was willing to have sex with her.

During my nurse training, we spent a few weeks working in an OB/GYN office. Their motto was "No matter how fat and ugly you are, someone will knock you up."

**Waterslide** · August 4th, 2012, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Brah

The kid looks like Kim from RH of NJ

I just burst out laughing!

She does look like Kim from RHONJ! My God, how bad is it that Kim might be a better mother than the mass of flesh she's standing with?

**card** · January 2nd, 2013, 10:26 PM

I'm bumping this thread since there have been new episodes airing. Anyway watch the latest episodes? Faithlyn and her coach Nikki are probably going to get the next TLC spinoff show.