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    The kid looks like Kim from RH of NJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_is_for_Cookie View Post
    I'm sure that beached whales have much better personalities as well.
    1,000% right, i should think

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    Wanna hear something really scary? She has a kid so that means someone was willing to have sex with her.
    or its proof turkey basters have crapulous taste in women

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    Even blind people have urges.
    surely she would even be a major turnoff in a tactile sense ? it would be like having sex with a king size mattress filled with uncooked sourdough

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
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    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    This picture can cause nightmares!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rem_in View Post
    surely she would even be a major turnoff in a tactile sense ? it would be like having sex with a king size mattress filled with uncooked sourdough

    bleurgh
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    wow, i didn't even know there was such a thing as a bed restraint bondage kit ........ scary stuff

    mind you it would have to be king sized and industrial strength for Ms The Hutt
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    The Wild West pageant that was on Toddlers & Tiaras last night was the pageant I was supposed to judge. It was pretty tame, considering last week's episode with the skank pageant mom from hell.

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    I watched a couple episodes last night of T&T. The mardi gras pageant, one of the girls they showcased did a routine from a previous pageant that they showed clips from.

    Watching this kids routine, I realized her "dance moves" were so much like Olive Hoover's in Little Miss Sunshine. REALLY???? Stupid parents, that whole movie was mockery of the glitz world.

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    ^^ I know! It's hysterical.

    It also occurred to me that winning the grand nacho supreme title (or whatever they are called) has nothing to do with beauty, grace or anything else. It has to do with whoever plays the game the best -- buys the best dress, has all the glitz crap done to them (tanning, waxing, flippers, etc), gets their hair and makeup done "right" and does all the cheesy pageant moves. They all essentially have the same dresses, hair styles, make up and moves. They are like a bunch of wind up dolls. There is absolutely no personality, no individuality. Whoever ponies up the most and doesn't totally f-up on stage wins. Very weird thing these pageants are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Wanna hear something really scary? She has a kid so that means someone was willing to have sex with her.
    During my nurse training, we spent a few weeks working in an OB/GYN office. Their motto was "No matter how fat and ugly you are, someone will knock you up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post


    The kid looks like Kim from RH of NJ
    I just burst out laughing! She does look like Kim from RHONJ! My God, how bad is it that Kim might be a better mother than the mass of flesh she's standing with?
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    I'm bumping this thread since there have been new episodes airing. Anyway watch the latest episodes? Faithlyn and her coach Nikki are probably going to get the next TLC spinoff show. Pageant MEAN GIRLS at their finest.

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    Nikki needs a cunt punt.
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    I can't believe that this shit is still on. I had to wait until jimmy went to bed to check it out, and these kids look like little fucking freaks.these pageants are so disgusting these little girls are lined up like cattle and are taught that beauty is the only thing that counts. Their ugly mothers are living through them. Fucking pigs.
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    This pair of coaches from Las Vegas annoys me so much (the one on the right was supposedly a beauty pageant winner when younger). The one with the glasses seems almost delusional, she wears her sunglasses constantly as if she were a celebrity trying to remain private.



    This is their competition; this coach also participated in beauty pageants when younger, and seems to be much nicer and with a better personality:


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