Has anyone watched the new episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras?

**card** · September 8th, 2011, 05:58 PM

twitchy I love your post!!! I couldn't wait to get on here today and see what you all were going to post about that episode last night. It was the worst!

The hooker mom is going to be on Joy Behar tonite to explain herself. That should be a fun interview.

Oh, and some of you know that I have judged pageants in the past, and what Victoria's mom did with the black sandals is a BIG No-No!! ALWAYS wear white socks and shoes for kids that little. ;-)

I have seen a lot of fuckery in my years of pageants, but last night I think topped it all, I was pretty mortified with the parents. T&T is getting the worst of the worst to showcase....

**twitchy2.0** · September 8th, 2011, 06:49 PM

this one, on the other hand, was adorable

**Chalet** · September 8th, 2011, 07:08 PM

It's not often one would get to say "Hey sexy baby, you're diaper is showing".

**twitchy2.0** · September 8th, 2011, 07:17 PM

**C_is_for_Cookie** · September 9th, 2011, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

this one, on the other hand, was adorable

I loved that. Aim high sweetheart, aim high

**gardenwitch** · September 21st, 2011, 09:13 PM

I'm was only 5 minutes into this episode, and I'm already raging at these fucking asshole mothers!!!! WTF?!?!

**C_is_for_Cookie** · September 21st, 2011, 11:59 PM

Berkeley is not a cute child.

Carley's mom is one of the worst mothers I've seen on this show. I'm still confused why she wanted to get her a Mountain Dew after she did her beauty part too fast.

Alessondra's mom was relatively sane compared to the other parents.

**gardenwitch** · September 22nd, 2011, 07:19 AM

All I kept thinking through the whole thing is that Carley is going to have some HUGE therapy bills!!!!

Carley and Darley......That is fucked up!!!!

Of course the repeat after it was fucked too. That mom who has a full time pageant coach for her kid??

**BBDSP** · September 23rd, 2011, 08:25 AM

They stopped offering Toddlers & Tiaras On Demand in my area, and I'm too lazy/technotarded to tape it. Plus my daughters don't approve of my fixation and won't tape it for me. So I am woefully behind.

**gardenwitch** · September 23rd, 2011, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by BBDSP

They stopped offering Toddlers & Tiaras On Demand in my area, and I'm too lazy/technotarded to tape it. Plus my daughters don't approve of my fixation and won't tape it for me. So I am woefully behind.

The Clicker - Melissa throws a mom tantrum on 'Toddlers & Tiaras' finale

This was part of the issue...She is giving her kid a split personality!! The little girls name is Carley. But she turns into "Darley" when she goes on stage.

**BBDSP** · September 23rd, 2011, 10:42 AM

Thanks for the link.

Melissa and Carley are nuts. These moms scare me.

**Just Kill Me** · September 23rd, 2011, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by gardenwitch

The Clicker - Melissa throws a mom tantrum on 'Toddlers & Tiaras' finale

This was part of the issue...She is giving her kid a split personality!! The little girls name is Carley. But she turns into "Darley" when she goes on stage.

That is completely fucking insane. Did mom get a half assed degree in psych and then what Identity too many times?
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**card** · September 24th, 2011, 01:07 PM

Oh, TLC hit the psycho mom jackpot with Carley's mom.. that is one fucked up mom who is fucking up her daughter soooo bad. That poor kid is forced to bleach her hair and everything. And she won GRAND frickin SUPREME!! Yet the poor kid got her ass chewed out again and again. Talk about messed up. That mom should lose custody of her daugher.

I actually felt sorry for Allesondra. Her dress was BAD. The shirt stuck out way too far, the hem was off, and the hoop was showing. Her mom's makeup job on her was sloppy, with clumpy eyelashes noticable. You just can't send your kid into a glitz system of that caliber with those nutcakes, and send her onstage looking like that.

It's kind of like entering your kid into a track meet, with all the others wearing proper running gear, and your kid wearing flip flops.

Totally agree with the above post about Berkely not being a pretty child. My daughter and I said the exact same thing...

**card** · October 17th, 2011, 10:23 AM

Filming is starting for the new episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras. Yours truly (that would be ME) might be actually judging one of these pageants. How funny will THAT be!!! I am writing this book on pageants, and that would just ROCK if I could actually be behind the scenes at one of these filmings..... Okay, I'm prepared to be crucified by you all, but I still think it would be fun to actually see the whole pageant, then see what footage they actually use.

**gardenwitch** · October 17th, 2011, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by card

Filming is starting for the new episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras. Yours truly (that would be ME) might be actually judging one of these pageants. How funny will THAT be!!! I am writing this book on pageants, and that would just ROCK if I could actually be behind the scenes at one of these filmings..... Okay, I'm prepared to be crucified by you all, but I still think it would be fun to actually see the whole pageant, then see what footage they actually use.

No shit?!!!!

I would be VERY interested in hearing about the craziness behind the scenes!!! I don't know why though. It's like a train wreck for me. I find it to be disturbing how some of these parents act, and dress their kids. I also hate when the kid is a total SOB. There was one just the other day that was a total BITCH. She was in the 10 yo group and she was such a snot!!!

But I still watch it. I should probably post this in the Bizarre Confessions thread lol