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Thread: Child beauty pageants: fun or fiendish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EX-pageantmom View Post
    wait......... is that mommatee back there? room to talk? I think not
    Her kid is reasonably normal looking, but what's that half rotted pumpkin thing hovering to the right?

    Oh shit. An airborn manatee.

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    I know someone who could and would help with that
    I think we can manage one of those pathetic, hot mess banners ourselves. Hell, even i have microsoft PAINT

    but feel free
    Last edited by NoDayButToday; June 30th, 2008 at 10:25 PM.
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    OMG. I saw this thread a few days ago and now, wow, it exploded. As I stated before, I did a few pageants with my daughter when she was very small (1-2 years old). Where I live, every little po-dunk town has its own festival or country fair. Pageants were a part of that scene the same as who could make the best pie or canned goods. It was hokey and small town and fun. You put on your Easter dress and maybe some lip gloss with your little girly friends and had fun. I thought that was what it still was when I had my daughter. When I saw how it was now, we quit after a couple of pageants. This type of parent exists in other areas: dance, sports, etc.... My daughter is on a dance team and there are the same types of Moms there: talks about everybody, puts down kids, only supports or claps for their own child. I think what these moms don't see or don't care to see is how provocative the clothes, make up, big hair, etc... are on these children. They try to make it out to be like the old days as I described but it is not. Instead of worrying about the people on this board, I would be worried that some sicko was jerking off to the image of my daughter taken from the internet in attire that is totally inappropriate for a child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EX-pageantmom View Post
    wait......... is that mommatee back there? room to talk? I think not
    Creepy woman. She's going to haunt my dreams.
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    This is how stupid these moms are. It lists everything but a social and stool sample
    Last edited by NoDayButToday; June 30th, 2008 at 10:26 PM.
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    oh and just for the record pageantmommatee, if you are reading this, you have now opted out of the class action lolsoot since you stole photos, saved them to your computer, uploaded them to your hosting site, and then openly posted the link on a public forum. Please do not scream copyright bullshit at this point. You suck at life. kthxbye.
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    The pose in the bottom right. What. The. Hell.
    The fucking pursed lips thing is just wrong. Pucker up for the judges honey!
    Last edited by NoDayButToday; June 30th, 2008 at 10:26 PM.

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    Hey don't post pics of my kid on here. Why are you making fun of my fatass now? LOL

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    ruh-roh!!!

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    Kidding...HEH

    Sorry but I just had to HAD TO HAD TO.

    Hey Expageantmom...ROFLMAO...are we having fun yet? heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    What. The. Hell.


    I do not know you, but I heard you say this, and I giggled........ out loud.
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    "El'Agance?"
    "You should've never trusted Hollywood..."

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    wait, which prostitot is yours again?

    They all look the damn same.. got the deadeys...
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    Mine would be the brown haired one.

    Sans the bleach blonde look <sigh>

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    I figure that somewhere out in the desert is a massive warehouse of eighties crap that never sold 25 years ago but is being dragged out now and sold to pageant moms. How else to explain this jewelry?
    Last edited by NoDayButToday; June 30th, 2008 at 10:26 PM.

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    Wanna hear something sad?!? That child <whose name I won't mention but is referenced as wearing 80 jewelry> is actually adorable in person without all the crap applied to her little face.

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