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Thread: Child beauty pageants: fun or fiendish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    I don't know which is the daughter here either.

    Well the one in pink is a man (is that you, Hawtt Tryanny Maess?? ), so the other must be the daughter!!!

    And then of course there is ex-pageant mom. Who is oh-so-proud of herself with her witty banter. Flirting with Grimmlock like the whore that she is
    Quote someone brought over from the Pink boards, lol. I guess it confirms she really was a pageant mom if she's flirting and coming on to gay guys!! Residual mooing up the wrong tree syndrome.

    GR's Ultimate List of Ultra Magnificent Gorgeous Reigning Beauty Queens, Division 3MTA3 Super Prettiest Category, First-Place Winning Beautiful Goddesses of Superior Supremeness, All-Around Excellence in Channeling Your Abusive Manatee Momster's Inner Whore (entry fee 499.99):

    lurkur: Ecstessi-Paridyse Lyrkerre
    Lobelia: Poofiehyr Pyrfekshyn
    A*O's daughter: Laytexxe
    Sojiita: Reignbeaux Sommer Wynde aka Ahmburrleigh
    MrsMarsters: Destuneei-Muhrie-Kaydtuprositot
    IheartParis: Sonshyne LaTreene
    cheetopia: Hawtt Tryanny Maess
    tee-ha-ha: Shardonae Braelynn
    EX-Pageantmom: Mawmmaws Lillygough
    Grimmlok: Raygun Trollupp McDestyny-Whynter
    Merlot-N-Bali: Brandee Alexxisse Shugarbutte
    Twitchy: Chastitty Swallows
    McJag: Gloree Haley-Luya Polly Ester Fisheballe
    Annika: Dymind Rae Safire Obeeze
    sweetness: Kandee Ayslinn
    DeadDwarf: Chloee Karyssnn Supreme Shellbee Tayllor Flipper

    Witchcurlgirl: Tyffani Champayne Lexus-Infiniti
    AliceInWonderland: Jade Ribadeaux Sangri'a
    I dub the recently departed Avenger Braeyn-Lysse Miannah Tea Biacche, for special consideration in the Bitter Jellus Fatties Category, Special Division for Pageants to Weasel Money from Uglies Without a Chance. Winners don't get a crown for this competition, but they get to hold the pink bedazzled ugly stick for as long as their flippers can hold it.

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    damn this shit was funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    Well the one in pink is a man (is that you, Hawtt Tryanny Maess?? ), so the other must be the daughter!!!

    Quote someone brought over from the Pink boards, lol. I guess it confirms she really was a pageant mom if she's flirting and coming on to gay guys!! Residual mooing up the wrong tree syndrome.

    I dub the recently departed Avenger Braeyn-Lysse Miannah Tea Biacche, for special consideration in the Bitter Jellus Fatties Category, Special Division for Pageants to Weasel Money from Uglies Without a Chance. Winners don't get a crown for this competition, but they get to hold the pink bedazzled ugly stick for as long as their flippers can hold it.


    Braeyn-Lysse Miannah Tea Biacche..best. name. yet.

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    This thread is seriously getting in the way of my life. I can't pull myself away from it. Couldn't last night, can't now.

    Best thread ever!

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    where's the email address?!!!

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    Wow, look up above...FIVE whole votes for "Harmless Fun!"
    "You should've never trusted Hollywood..."

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    I think it always starts off harmless but usually with anything addictive, it just doesn't stay that way.

    If you were to ask 100 pageant moms HONESTLY if they were addicted to pageants you would see 90% or higher would most likely admit it...if their names were kept private. This is worst than any cult, they will get you back when you cross them.

    Did you get that visual of head throwing back and cackling??? heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by EX-pageantmom View Post
    haha, these are too good.

    GR's Ultimate List of Ultra Magnificent Gorgeous Reigning Beauty Queens, Division 3MTA3 Super Prettiest Category, First-Place Winning Beautiful Goddesses of Superior Supremeness, All-Around Excellence in Channeling Your Abusive Manatee Momster's Inner Whore (entry fee 499.99):

    lurkur: Ecstessi-Paridyse Lyrkerre
    Lobelia: Poofiehyr Pyrfekshyn
    A*O's daughter: Laytexxe
    Sojiita: Reignbeaux Sommer Wynde aka Ahmburrleigh
    MrsMarsters: Destuneei-Muhrie-Kaydtuprositot
    IheartParis: Sonshyne LaTreene
    cheetopia: Hawtt Tryanny Maess
    tee-ha-ha: Shardonae Braelynn
    EX-Pageantmom: Mawmmaws Lillygough

    Add your name to the list, unless you're a bitter jellus fattie who doesn't have what it takes, loser!!!
    Crumpet: Candee Deevyne

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    So before the big pageant, the manatee heads for the Wal-mart with little Neveah (age 2) and Alicia (age 7) in tow to stock up on mascara. They head toward the carts while the manatee bitches at the top of her lungs about the other kids in between criticizing the last performances of her own. The greeter passes them a cart and complements the manatee on her beautiful twins. She immediately starts cursing at him, asking if he's blind and wondering if he can't see that they're clearly different ages. He says, "Well, yes ma'am. I just had a difficult time believing that anyone would sleep with you twice."



    Ba dum ching!

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    lurkur: Ecstessi-Paridyse Lyrkerre
    Lobelia: Poofiehyr Pyrfekshyn
    A*O's daughter: Laytexxe
    Sojiita: Reignbeaux Sommer Wynde aka Ahmburrleigh
    MrsMarsters: Destuneei-Muhrie-Kaydtuprositot
    IheartParis: Sonshyne LaTreene
    cheetopia: Hawtt Tryanny Maess
    tee-ha-ha: Shardonae Braelynn
    EX-Pageantmom: Mawmmaws Lillygough
    Grimmlok: Raygun Trollupp McDestyny-Whynter
    Merlot-N-Bali: Brandee Alexxisse Shugarbutte
    Twitchy: Chastitty Swallows
    McJag: Gloree Haley-Luya Polly Ester Fisheballe
    Annika: Dymind Rae Safire Obeeze
    sweetness: Kandee Ayslinn
    DeadDwarf: Chloee Karyssnn Supreme Shellbee Tayllor Flipper
    Witchcurlgirl: Tyffani Champayne Lexus-Infiniti
    AliceInWonderland: Jade Ribadeaux Sangri'a
    Crumpet:Candee Deevyne
    Mrs.V:Midori Merlot Deveraux
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    He says, "Well, yes ma'am. I just had a difficult time believing that anyone would sleep with you twice."
    To which the manatee replies, "You can't say that about me!! I'll suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue...hold up, there's a sale on Chips Ahoy!" *lumbers off*
    "You should've never trusted Hollywood..."

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    SJ: Bequise Eezy Breezy Beayutifewl

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    No no no very few buy mascara because mom doesn't use it herself and she pays $250-$350 for someone else to do hair and makeup. Very few do it themselves and if they do they are
    heckled and ostracized for doing mere mommy hair and makeup <gasp>. Everyone knows you can't win with THAT these days!

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    crap. I need to rework the joke

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    Walmart runs are for socks, and snacks...cmon get with the program!

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