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June 27th, 2008, 12:21 AM
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*sniffles*
Ok kids, i need to get my 30 year old ass to bed in my rented apartment. I'll roll over my 6 roomates and blow out the tallow wax candle and make sure to close the flap before i conk out on my bed of paper.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:21 AM
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I love the stupid treatise the one idiot posted over there..cyber bullying..um..that is all about bullying children..we are not dealing with children you fucks..we are talking about how they have been abused and made into freaks by their mothers..and about how their mothers are going straight to hell ..but we are not talking TO any kids. Jesus they are dumb over there.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:21 AM
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Migrated into it? Like cows into pasture????
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June 27th, 2008, 12:22 AM
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Something like that Stylejunkiex.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Grimmlok
*sniffles*
Ok kids, i need to get my 30 year old ass to bed in my rented apartment. I'll roll over my 6 roomates and blow out the tallow wax candle and make sure to close the flap before i conk out on my bed of paper.
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Pray that you wake up a non-homo.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:24 AM
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One of the pink boards is back up 
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June 27th, 2008, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by FormerTko&Strutter
I wouldn't worry too much about the math thing, most can't even figure out how to spell the most simplistic words, or where to locate that caps lock key. Ask how many actually graduated from college?
Sad thing is there are some educated women who aren't fat cows involved in pageants, most were like me, simply migrated into it from childhood and well, why not. But the majority need to put down the chicken nuggets and chocolate shake. Hey just because it says DIET doesn't mean you need 14 of them!
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I will admit I did see a few intelligent posts by some of the pageant moms (obviously a minority) who seem to have kept things in some sort of perspective and have not wrecked themselves financially and seem to have stable grown daughters-but they seem to be a distinct minority actually with intelligence and a sense of boundaries, etc. Very much in short supply on that board.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:26 AM
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So, like, the talent portion of the competishun.... would gloryhole expertise count for anything??
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June 27th, 2008, 12:27 AM
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Migrated into it? Like cows into pasture????
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like Caribou or Wildebeasts..with the ever present polar bears or big cats seeking out the young prey being the pedophiles who must flock to those pageant things like starving dogs to meat.
do manatees migrate?
edit..oh noooo..nooo..(LOL!) So, like, the talent portion of the competishun.... would gloryhole expertise count for anything??
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June 27th, 2008, 12:30 AM
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This is the funniest shit I have read in years. I am in love with him!!!!
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June 27th, 2008, 12:31 AM
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Hey, Soj, you never know.. maybe even pubic pruning is a talent highly regarded in the pageant biz.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:34 AM
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Talent? You do realise very few actually have a talent competition, right? LOL Their talents are how much money mom can take from daddy before he divorces her and then they have to run to dhs for welfare. Those poor ones buy used clothing...sigh.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:34 AM
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Insomniacs? It appears the ugly pink board is back.
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Last edited by NoDayButToday : June 30th, 2008 at 09:33 PM.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by stylejunkiex
So, like, the talent portion of the competishun.... would gloryhole expertise count for anything??
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Damn - you are on tonight SJ!!!  Considering so many of the judges seem to be gay maybe having their Dads attend the pageant would be a greater advantage that having the manatee moms there. A few gloryhole visits would put the judges in the right mood.
I can just see the t-shirt. My Dad sucked the judge through the Gloryhole and all I got was this fucking tshirt!
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June 27th, 2008, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by FormerTko&Strutter
Talent? You do realise very few actually have a talent competition, right? LOL Their talents are how much money mom can take from daddy before he divorces her and then they have to run to dhs for welfare. Those poor ones buy used clothing...sigh.
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OMG.. and I'm guessing the poor ones don't have the right basecoat to their manicures either, right?? 
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