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Thread: Child beauty pageants: fun or fiendish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    they're having a sale on chiclet teeth.. fucking sad. When your 5 year old isn't good enough, get her some fake-ass teeth
    These two are definitely gonna end up as a couple of whores. And let's face it: some of these fugly kids *need* the retouching. How else can their mothers stand to touch them and bestow them with kisses? Geez Louise, people!



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    Quote Originally Posted by cheetopia View Post
    The moms were the biggest bunch of losers ever seen! Every time I see coverage of kids pageants on television the kids are nearly in tears or else are zombified kinderwhores and the mommas look like they ran away from Wal Mart on free Government Cheese day! Horrifyingly fugly fatsos living vicariously through their poor traumatized kids. They should all have their kids removed by CPS for exposing them to predators like that. GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr!!
    Gives a standing ovation and a huge round of applause for the post of the day.

    Well said. You put exactly what I was thinking much better than I ever could have.

    Those mothers are just pathetic. The fathers are probably pussy whipped because they let the wives exploit their kids. Any parent with half a brain that cares for their kid's welfare would avoid these meat markets.

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    I thought the fan of money was a nice touch
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    Child Beauty Pageants are a Pedofiles heaven.

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    Whoever voted fun and harmless is a moron.

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    Those pictures will give me nightmares for weeks. Pageant kids are creepier than a Michael Jackson daycare center anyway, but the Photoshop of horrors just takes it to the next level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    Whoever voted fun and harmless is a moron.
    Well, I guess we have at least one pageant mom lurking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    oh snap.

    EVERYBODY GOOGLE NOW!
    She looked tickety tack before, but now she's total plastic tranny hotness. Seriously, whynot just have a cardboard cutout do the pageant? it would be more realistic.
    Dude, she looks just like Maniston in the after pic!
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    these pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tati View Post
    Dude, she looks just like Maniston in the after pic!
    heheh, if we can't get a Pageantard war going, we have the Jawgelina on perpetual chin-by!

    Those photos are f**king scary. This is what those high-heels for babies leads to!!! lol

    But seriously, you know all the Pageant Momsters are all up on strapping heels on a baby fresh out of the womb. "None of the boy babies will like you if you're not PRETTY!!!" Psychos!!!

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    That one does have a resemblance to Manniston~

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    Hmmm, anyone care to venture how far in debt someone has to go to whore out their kid like this?

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    Oh only about 100k or so. No big deal!

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    If they're pretty enough, they'll win it all back and more. And if they don't, well then they're a disappointment to mommy, didn't work hard enough, and are fucking worthless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    If they're pretty enough, they'll win it all back and more. And if they don't, well then they're a disappointment to mommy, didn't work hard enough, and are fucking worthless!
    those last ones are future whores/porn stars for sure!~

    we should start posting specific pics with the question: Winner, or future whore/porn star?

    *snicker..the Pageantards would stroke out when they found out.. *

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