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Tacky and Dangerous
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June 27th, 2008, 12:10 AM
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Tell me, pageant mamas.. do you actually take the time to slide the dick into your daughters mouths or do you just close the door and hope it goes okay???
Wrecked old bitches.
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Up and down.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by stylejunkiex
Do pageant moms and serial killer fantards share a common interest??????
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i understand they can both deflect glacial glares from 50 yards
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Eve was framed.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stylejunkiex
Tell me, pageant mamas.. do you actually take the time to slide the dick into your daughters mouths or do you just close the door and hope it goes okay???
Wrecked old bitches.
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oh that's a lolsuit waiting to happen
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June 27th, 2008, 12:11 AM
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Well, this is really turning into the house of mirth.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:12 AM
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Pageant mamas failures in life are exponentially related to the amount of makeup their daughters wear
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And who knows which is which and who is who.
Up and down.
But in the end it's only round and round.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:13 AM
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oh man.. i haven't laughed so hard in ages.. seriously epic lulz
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Stfu, you haven't been lulzing, I've been DYING for the past 5 minutes, reading the somethingawful page. That guy is a GENIUS
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No parking baby. No parking on the dance floor.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:14 AM
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we can learn many things from him, and how to deal with crazies.
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"I can't help it if their ego suffers bystander trauma from my vivisection of their argument"
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June 27th, 2008, 12:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stylejunkiex
Tell me, pageant mamas.. do you actually take the time to slide the dick into your daughters mouths or do you just close the door and hope it goes okay???
Wrecked old bitches.
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Oh. My. Gawd.  *trying not too..trying..oh hell.. 
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June 27th, 2008, 12:15 AM
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I are afraaad to posty at theree sight cuz i's ascared theyz will trase by ip isp it ss tlj mrt and gets mez wit a lolsuit.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:15 AM
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Wow. There's a shitload of people just lurking reading this thread...
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June 27th, 2008, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by stylejunkiex
Pageant mamas failures in life are exponentially related to the amount of makeup their daughters wear
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Um, I was told that there would be no math on this thread. 
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No parking baby. No parking on the dance floor.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:18 AM
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Dammit ,Grimm. Next time you get bored,just order 400 pizzas sent to the White House. Or Supreme Court.
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I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
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June 27th, 2008, 12:18 AM
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While I have you all here, let me suck up your soul with my cold, dead eyes...
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And who knows which is which and who is who.
Up and down.
But in the end it's only round and round.
Last edited by NoDayButToday : June 30th, 2008 at 09:33 PM.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:18 AM
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well of course they're lurking here, their hot mess pink pageant board of FAIL is dead right now
it probably collapsed under the 5 lbs of facepaint and 8 years of shouldering the ego burden of its participants.
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June 27th, 2008, 12:18 AM
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I wouldn't worry too much about the math thing, most can't even figure out how to spell the most simplistic words, or where to locate that caps lock key. Ask how many actually graduated from college?
Sad thing is there are some educated women who aren't fat cows involved in pageants, most were like me, simply migrated into it from childhood and well, why not. But the majority need to put down the chicken nuggets and chocolate shake. Hey just because it says DIET doesn't mean you need 14 of them!
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