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Thread: Child beauty pageants: fun or fiendish?

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    Tell me, pageant mamas.. do you actually take the time to slide the dick into your daughters mouths or do you just close the door and hope it goes okay???

    Wrecked old bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    Do pageant moms and serial killer fantards share a common interest??????
    i understand they can both deflect glacial glares from 50 yards
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    Tell me, pageant mamas.. do you actually take the time to slide the dick into your daughters mouths or do you just close the door and hope it goes okay???

    Wrecked old bitches.
    oh that's a lolsuit waiting to happen
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    Well, this is really turning into the house of mirth.

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    Pageant mamas failures in life are exponentially related to the amount of makeup their daughters wear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    oh man.. i haven't laughed so hard in ages.. seriously epic lulz
    Stfu, you haven't been lulzing, I've been DYING for the past 5 minutes, reading the somethingawful page. That guy is a GENIUS
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    we can learn many things from him, and how to deal with crazies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    Tell me, pageant mamas.. do you actually take the time to slide the dick into your daughters mouths or do you just close the door and hope it goes okay???

    Wrecked old bitches.
    Oh. My. Gawd. *trying not too..trying..oh hell..

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    I are afraaad to posty at theree sight cuz i's ascared theyz will trase by ip isp it ss tlj mrt and gets mez wit a lolsuit.

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    Wow. There's a shitload of people just lurking reading this thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    Pageant mamas failures in life are exponentially related to the amount of makeup their daughters wear
    Um, I was told that there would be no math on this thread.
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    Dammit ,Grimm. Next time you get bored,just order 400 pizzas sent to the White House. Or Supreme Court.
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    While I have you all here, let me suck up your soul with my cold, dead eyes...
    Last edited by NoDayButToday; June 30th, 2008 at 09:33 PM.

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    well of course they're lurking here, their hot mess pink pageant board of FAIL is dead right now

    it probably collapsed under the 5 lbs of facepaint and 8 years of shouldering the ego burden of its participants.
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    I wouldn't worry too much about the math thing, most can't even figure out how to spell the most simplistic words, or where to locate that caps lock key. Ask how many actually graduated from college?

    Sad thing is there are some educated women who aren't fat cows involved in pageants, most were like me, simply migrated into it from childhood and well, why not. But the majority need to put down the chicken nuggets and chocolate shake. Hey just because it says DIET doesn't mean you need 14 of them!

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