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    Quote Originally Posted by FormerTko&Strutter View Post
    VoyForums: LETS HEAR WHAT YOU HEAR"#2 "BACK AND BETTER"

    The other pink board has gone down. You do realise there are THOUSANDS of voy boards for pageants, don't you?
    No, we don't actually spend most of our time breathing fake tanner and shitting glitter lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by FormerTko&Strutter View Post
    One more hint...I love all our crowns but the one from Dixieland is my favorite. My daughter thinks its funny to put it on upside down and it almost hits her chest that way BTW, we won't be giving up this year, big shocker, eh?
    Hmmm now you have lost me LOL

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    I have blown my nose and gotten tanner out more times than I can count. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    damn. What a fucking letdown!

    Some enterprising farmer probably hitched her ass up to a wagon and she is now pulling grain to market.
    I don't think you can pull or plow with a manatee. Manatees are strictly used for breeding and loafing.

    FormerTKO, quite ironically I have an anti pageant board and website and have yet to have received the first crap from any pageant mom about it. I get left alone even if I'm the one feeding the media some of the inside story on what goes on..

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    Quote Originally Posted by FormerTko&Strutter View Post
    I can't tell you how many phone calls and emails I have gotten today over this site.

    So what have the braying fat jackasses been bleating about exactly(if you do not mind my asking of course )?

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    ONMG THATS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT i'LL FUCKING SUE ON BEHALF OF NEWSWEEK. YOU STOLE THEIR FONT AND PASTED YoUR FLIPPERKID ON THE FRONT OF IT. WHERE THE FUCK IS HER LEFT SHOULDER!!?

    THATS ILLEGAL! WHERE'S MY INTERNET LAWYER! SUE! SUUUUUUUUUUUUE
    Holy shit..that is ridiculous..
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    Quote Originally Posted by FormerTko&Strutter View Post
    I have blown my nose and gotten tanner out more times than I can count. LOL
    That's just gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    If I ever become Emperor of the planet, the names 'Madison' and 'Regan' will be stricken from history.
    Rolf. The first time I heard the name "Regan" was in The Exorcist.

    Seriously, these moms are mentally ill. Those poor kids.
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    Everyone is convinced its someone currently involved in the pageant world who started this thread. Total Miss was a total mess and its has everyone in a tizzy.

    As for the tanner snot thing, yeah very gross but happens all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piperdiva View Post
    Rolf. The first time I heard the name "Regan" was in The Exorcist.

    Seriously, these moms are mentally ill. Those poor kids.
    My daughter's name is not extremely common but she is the second largest city in Egypt so I have been told.

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    Happens to me when I paint with my airbrusher a lot..not tanning stuff but air brush acrylic paints.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FormerTko&Strutter View Post
    Everyone is convinced its someone currently involved in the pageant world who started this thread. Total Miss was a total mess and its has everyone in a tizzy.

    As for the tanner snot thing, yeah very gross but happens all the time.
    Did "you know who" ever find out who ruined her daughter's dress?

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    Expagentmom, careful chick, thats an easy one. Well, might not be for everyone but took me 2 secs to figure out her name. It happens to be my daughters middle name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    LOL after all this time? Jesus.

    Which one you think it is?
    I'm pretty sure I know who it is, and it's kind of depressing. Oh well. But I ain't saying.

    But I will say that some freak on the pink board wants to know more about me & you ("Grizzlock" LMAO).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    That would be **********( a perfectly fine name btw). (Giza might qualify but it really is part of Cairo now ..and does not sound like even an 'uncommon' female name)
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