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    Ok.. first off, we got the kid with the lazy eye..probably got stuck with a mascara brush and told to walk it off.

    Then we have Damienne the satan child in the middle.. looks like some sort of insurance salesman dressed to look like a child dressed to look like a WW2 cabaret mess..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsMarsters View Post
    Is this some joke? How old is she? Why is she dressed like Prince? Is she a man?
    I'm pretty sure it's the same damn chick.. one must be her village tranny look
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    For when you can never look TOO orange for judges...
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    Ok, this is some shit right out of hollywood.. how the hell do you make a child look like DIANNE SAWYER
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    My pageant name is Shardonae Braelynn. (Because they can't spell.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post

    Ok, this is some shit right out of hollywood.. how the hell do you make a child look like DIANNE SAWYER
    That child in the red dress...what happened to her neck? Did one of the other manatee pageant moms eat it?
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    so like.. Barbie Mad Max? she looks like she's about to cut a bitch
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    Because the extra "x" in her name makes it x-tra klassy

    ETA: Seriously, her name is "Eden Wood"? That has future porn star written all over it
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    she looks like tammy faye bakker, except you know.. alive.

    Kinda.
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    i'm totally making a website to host my own 'internet photo pageants'. charge five bucks for each picture entered and use paypal for them to pay. then when i choose the tackiest winner i will feature them on the site under some sort of mini supreme world whatever.

    i'm so gonna make some money on this. muahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post

    Because the extra "x" in her name makes it x-tra klassy

    ETA: Seriously, her name is "Eden Wood"? That has future porn star written all over it
    It's to go with the XXtra large clothes she'll have to wear as an adult. That poor child is overweight already. That's really sad.
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