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Thread: Child beauty pageants: fun or fiendish?

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    they even do crazy batman angles
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    oh snap.

    EVERYBODY GOOGLE NOW!

    She looked tickety tack before, but now she's total plastic tranny hotness. Seriously, whynot just have a cardboard cutout do the pageant? it would be more realistic.
    [QUOTE=twitchy;1251998]Wheeeee!!!!

    Before and after "expert" photo retouching!


    OMFG!!! They look like hideous plasticized fembot Stepford children! They hardly look human anymore! What kind of MONSTERS do these little trollbots have for mothers???


    *snicker*
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    I like that even in the finished product of the blonde in the pic Grimm posted you can tell where her hair ends and the el cheapo synthetic fall starts.

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    They Even Come For Your Soul
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    Wtf is that fat ugly unsexy kid doing in the middle of all those prepubescent whores?

    ugh.. how can anybody put their kid in this
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    Look at the ages with these shots. Freaky.
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    Wtf? just.. what?
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    Pageantards? Surely not on here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    oh snap.

    EVERYBODY GOOGLE NOW!
    She looked tickety tack before, but now she's total plastic tranny hotness. Seriously, whynot just have a cardboard cutout do the pageant? it would be more realistic.
    The 'after' shot of this one looks like it could be a Faux News anchorwoman!
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    MARCH 0-18 MOS WINNER ... COURTNEE ! (original pic unavailable ~ but take my word "beautiful" !!!

    they even put beautiful in quotations

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    Look at the ages with these shots. Freaky.
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    Look at these hot mess pageant names.. for fucks sake people..

    "ALANA, ALLI BETH, BROOKLYN, CARLIEGH, SHARADY (wtf?), MADISON (of course)..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    For pedophiles, that's great news, with pageants offering a potential goldmine of images of children like JonBenet.
    Uh yeah. Because it's not like they can't go down to the local park for a children's soccer game or watch them on the playground. No they'd much rather prefer to sneak into a pageant area where they don't have the easy excuse of "just walkin' my dog".

    For the most part any pageant creeps me out. If not the blank stares and faked smiles it's the stepford answers to stupid questions (how do they all manage to sound as if their brains have been sucked out?)

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    Sharadan Lyn

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    "
    Total Makeover Retouching
    For days when she doesn't feel like sitting through h/m and a photo shoot...

    This Enhancement Includes:


    *Mouth Replaced
    *Hat custom designed to match outfit
    *Bangs trimmed

    *Lashes added

    *Stray hairs removed

    *Eye liner added

    *Facial powder added

    *Skin blended

    *Cheekbones defined

    *"Doll Eyes" added

    *Photo changed from color to black and white
    *Background changed
    "
    Last edited by NoDayButToday; June 30th, 2008 at 07:42 PM.

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    Aw, someone brought tranny grandma.. and she WON something!
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    Last edited by NoDayButToday; June 30th, 2008 at 07:43 PM.
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