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Tacky and Dangerous
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June 20th, 2008, 09:01 PM
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they even do crazy batman angles
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June 20th, 2008, 09:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimmlok
oh snap.
EVERYBODY GOOGLE NOW!
She looked tickety tack before, but now she's total plastic tranny hotness. Seriously, whynot just have a cardboard cutout do the pageant? it would be more realistic.
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[quote=twitchy;1251998]Wheeeee!!!!
Before and after "expert" photo retouching!
OMFG!!!   They look like hideous plasticized fembot Stepford children! They hardly look human anymore! What kind of MONSTERS do these little trollbots have for mothers???
*snicker*
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June 20th, 2008, 09:01 PM
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I like that even in the finished product of the blonde in the pic Grimm posted you can tell where her hair ends and the el cheapo synthetic fall starts.
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June 20th, 2008, 09:02 PM
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They Even Come For Your Soul
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June 20th, 2008, 09:03 PM
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Wtf is that fat ugly unsexy kid doing in the middle of all those prepubescent whores?
ugh.. how can anybody put their kid in this
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June 20th, 2008, 09:04 PM
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Look at the ages with these shots. Freaky.
Photo Contest Winners
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June 20th, 2008, 09:05 PM
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Wtf? just.. what?
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June 20th, 2008, 09:06 PM
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Pageantards? Surely not on here 
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June 20th, 2008, 09:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimmlok
oh snap.
EVERYBODY GOOGLE NOW!
She looked tickety tack before, but now she's total plastic tranny hotness. Seriously, whynot just have a cardboard cutout do the pageant? it would be more realistic.
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The 'after' shot of this one looks like it could be a Faux News anchorwoman! 
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June 20th, 2008, 09:08 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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MARCH 0-18 MOS WINNER ... COURTNEE ! (original pic unavailable ~ but take my word "beautiful" !!!
they even put beautiful in quotations 
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June 20th, 2008, 09:08 PM
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Look at these hot mess pageant names.. for fucks sake people..
"ALANA, ALLI BETH, BROOKLYN, CARLIEGH, SHARADY (wtf?), MADISON (of course)..."
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June 20th, 2008, 09:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey
For pedophiles, that's great news, with pageants offering a potential goldmine of images of children like JonBenet.
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Uh yeah. Because it's not like they can't go down to the local park for a children's soccer game or watch them on the playground. No they'd much rather prefer to sneak into a pageant area where they don't have the easy excuse of "just walkin' my dog".
For the most part any pageant creeps me out. If not the blank stares and faked smiles it's the stepford answers to stupid questions (how do they all manage to sound as if their brains have been sucked out?)
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June 20th, 2008, 09:10 PM
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Sharadan Lyn
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June 20th, 2008, 09:10 PM
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" Total Makeover Retouching
For days when she doesn't feel like sitting through h/m and a photo shoot...
This Enhancement Includes:
*Mouth Replaced
*Hat custom designed to match outfit
*Bangs trimmed
*Lashes added
*Stray hairs removed
*Eye liner added
*Facial powder added
*Skin blended
*Cheekbones defined
*"Doll Eyes" added
*Photo changed from color to black and white
*Background changed
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June 20th, 2008, 09:12 PM
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Aw, someone brought tranny grandma.. and she WON something!
"Most Bronzer - 2006"
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