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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    What a crock

    and gay men are only accepted by these bitches if they can get their little prostitot to win.. otherwise, you've seen the mouths on these cows.. faggot this, faggot that, going to hell, jesus hates you, etc.
    yeah, it is an embarrassment that gay guys are involved in this shit. Especially since the whole thing reeks with homophobia just barely under the surface(or right on the surface on the pageant boards).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    yeah, it is an embarrassment that gay guys are involved in this shit. Especially since the whole thing reeks with homophobia just barely under the surface(or right on the surface on the pageant boards).
    Yeah, kinda puzzling and self loathing like to me.

    This bit cracked me up
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    From Perez:

    "What slutty tween star has been wearing a prosthetic on her teeth during recent photo shoots, like those child beauty queens in pageants? It's like a temporary veneers, we're told.

    Hey, whatever works. Anything is better than those chipmunk teeth!"

    Miley Cyrus wears a flipper

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    OMFG she wears a flipper. I have to see one of these things.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    She does have pretty heinous teeth for someone that famous and wealthy. Even crazy Gary Busey Chicklets if preferable to her Bucky the Beaver chompers.

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    It's a flipper alright.


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    GAWD

    Oh wait, it's what all the kids do on myspace now, no biggie
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    That's a horrific picture. The way her hair falls on her shoulders makes it look like her body is half the size--resulting in a photo-shopped-like massive cranium. Yikes.
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    The final result of child pageants - a pre botox Cindy McCain.


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    wow ...i've been out of a loop for a very long time but i have managed to read all 195 pages of thread and some of the post were fucking hilarious

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    You ought to have seen it before the pictures were removed. Good times.
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    epic threadz

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    Yeah--the pictures totally made it. Are there still links posted in the thread?
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    It astonishes me that these pageant moms are incapable of recognizing that the whole pageant circuit is a complete scam.

    Dropping thousands of dollars so that someone will let your kid dress up like a whore and parade around on a stage decorated with homemade cardboard and glitter stars in an elementary school cafeteria??? Not something I'd be bragging about. They're getting ripped off, big time, but they're so stupid and so obsessed with showing off that they don't even know it.

    They think that paying people to indulge their delusional beliefs that their kid is a star makes them classy and special. The fact that they're a complete joke to the other 90% of the population is totally lost on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    It astonishes me that these pageant moms are incapable of recognizing that the whole pageant circuit is a complete scam.

    Dropping thousands of dollars so that someone will let your kid dress up like a whore and parade around on a stage decorated with homemade cardboard and glitter stars in an elementary school cafeteria??? Not something I'd be bragging about. They're getting ripped off, big time, but they're so stupid and so obsessed with showing off that they don't even know it.

    They think that paying people to indulge their delusional beliefs that their kid is a star makes them classy and special. The fact that they're a complete joke to the other 90% of the population is totally lost on them.
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