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Thread: Child beauty pageants: fun or fiendish?

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    Good Lawd my head hurts, picked up reading where i last posted and sheesh.....lol you all have been busy....
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Excellent catch,Grimm! I do believe she was trying to cut in line!!

    DMM-I think it should be McKlassyseqined-Whorington. Whorington is such a grand old name.
    McKlassysequined-Whorington it is! But please let me keep my flipper! How ever will I sparkle and shake my underage ass at pervy judges without it? (Wtf is a flipper anyway? I really should have payed better attention. *sigh* I'm I bad little prostitot. )
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    lurkur: Ecstessi-Paridyse Lyrkerre
    Lobelia: Poofiehyr Pyrfekshyn
    A*O's daughter: Laytexxe
    Sojiita: Reignbeaux Sommer Wynde aka Ahmburrleigh
    MrsMarsters: Destuneei-Muhrie-Kaydtuprositot
    IheartParis: Sonshyne LaTreene
    cheetopia: Hawtt Tryanny Maess
    tee-ha-ha: Shardonae Braelynn
    EX-Pageantmom: Mawmmaws Lillygough
    Grimmlok: Raygun Trollupp McDestyny-Whynter
    Merlot-N-Bali: Brandee Alexxisse Shugarbutte
    Twitchy: Chastitty Swallows
    McJag: Gloree Haley-Luya Polly Ester Fisheballe
    Annika: Dymind Rae Safire Obeeze
    sweetness: Kandee Ayslinn
    DeadDwarf: Chloee Karyssnn Supreme Shellbee Tayllor Flipper
    Witchcurlgirl: Tyffani Champayne Lexus-Infiniti
    AliceInWonderland: Jade Ribadeaux Sangri'a
    Crumpet:Candee Deevyne
    Mrs.V:Midori Merlot Deveraux
    Quazar: Selexxa K. Vestibular Phantassi
    sluce = Klaeh Mediaa Kunter
    t13nif = Devina Horyourassov
    Novice = Dhaana Daanuta DOLEZAL
    Butterfly: Hevanlee Neveaha Twitless Breeder
    DontMindMe: Chanel Shiloh Destinee McKlassysequinedwhorington
    Rica: Sparklyy Sparkles
    Piperdiva: Pryncessa Bryndee Traylurtrash
    Sleuth: Bambi Cointreau Skankiehoe
    Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

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    a flipper is basically prostitot dentures in case they're missing any teeth. Can't have missing baby teeth in pageants or you're not facially gifted!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Flippers come in white (boring) or pink sparkly-never yellow or green. I don't care what color the outfit is-just won't look right.
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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    So... I found a picture of the ex and his future wife and I've decided to see about getting crazy doll lady or some equally talented pageant photo retoucher to work their magic. My gift to the charming couple; I'll also buy one of the lovely frames from their registry for the finished product.
    Shit only costs like $75; that is a small price to pay to scare the fuck out of someone with a horrific bastardization of their own image that isn't quite the same as me adding horns and boogers in photoshop. I wonder if crazy doll lady would be willing to ad a crack pipe or something?
    Last edited by Just Kill Me; July 10th, 2008 at 11:10 AM.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    you simply MUST paste it here after.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Oh I will... I will have to go to a professional because my work would be too amateurish you know? Yeah, this is the gift; no smashed place setting from their registry... They're getting creepy dead doll eyes!!!!!!!! The total makeover package!!!!!!!!!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    I think this is where we left off.

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    lurkur: Ecstessi-Paridyse Lyrkerre
    Lobelia: Poofiehyr Pyrfekshyn
    A*O's daughter: Laytexxe
    Sojiita: Reignbeaux Sommer Wynde aka Ahmburrleigh
    MrsMarsters: Destuneei-Muhrie-Kaydtuprositot
    IheartParis: Sonshyne LaTreene
    cheetopia: Hawtt Tryanny Maess
    tee-ha-ha: Shardonae Braelynn
    EX-Pageantmom: Mawmmaws Lillygough
    Grimmlok: Raygun Trollupp McDestyny-Whynter
    Merlot-N-Bali: Brandee Alexxisse Shugarbutte
    Twitchy: Chastitty Swallows
    McJag: Gloree Haley-Luya Polly Ester Fisheballe
    Annika: Dymind Rae Safire Obeeze
    sweetness: Kandee Ayslinn
    DeadDwarf: Chloee Karyssnn Supreme Shellbee Tayllor Flipper
    Witchcurlgirl: Tyffani Champayne Lexus-Infiniti
    AliceInWonderland: Jade Ribadeaux Sangri'a
    Crumpet:Candee Deevyne
    Mrs.V:Midori Merlot Deveraux
    Quazar: Selexxa K. Vestibular Phantassi
    sluce = Klaeh Mediaa Kunter
    t13nif = Devina Horyourassov
    Novice = Dhaana Daanuta DOLEZAL
    Butterfly: Hevanlee Neveaha Twitless Breeder
    DontMindMe: Chanel Shiloh Destinee McKlassysequinedwhorington
    Rica: Sparklyy Sparkles
    Piperdiva: Pryncessa Bryndee Traylurtrash
    Sleuth: Bambi Cointreau Skankiehoe
    Dallas Munro: Preshus Tchasstitee Kahktieze
    *crosses fat deal-breaker fingers* Oh please, oh please let me win the Super Supreme Stellar Grande Deluxe Ostracized Excalibur Uber Alles Intergallactic Sparktacular!
    Bringin' up old shit since 1998.

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    lurkur: Ecstessi-Paridyse Lyrkerre
    Lobelia: Poofiehyr Pyrfekshyn
    A*O's daughter: Laytexxe
    Sojiita: Reignbeaux Sommer Wynde aka Ahmburrleigh
    MrsMarsters: Destuneei-Muhrie-Kaydtuprositot
    IheartParis: Sonshyne LaTreene
    cheetopia: Hawtt Tryanny Maess
    tee-ha-ha: Shardonae Braelynn
    EX-Pageantmom: Mawmmaws Lillygough
    Grimmlok: Raygun Trollupp McDestyny-Whynter
    Merlot-N-Bali: Brandee Alexxisse Shugarbutte
    Twitchy: Chastitty Swallows
    McJag: Gloree Haley-Luya Polly Ester Fisheballe
    Annika: Dymind Rae Safire Obeeze
    sweetness: Kandee Ayslinn
    DeadDwarf: Chloee Karyssnn Supreme Shellbee Tayllor Flipper
    Witchcurlgirl: Tyffani Champayne Lexus-Infiniti
    AliceInWonderland: Jade Ribadeaux Sangri'a
    Crumpet:Candee Deevyne
    Mrs.V:Midori Merlot Deveraux
    Quazar: Selexxa K. Vestibular Phantassi
    sluce = Klaeh Mediaa Kunter
    t13nif = Devina Horyourassov
    Novice = Dhaana Daanuta DOLEZAL
    Butterfly: Hevanlee Neveaha Twitless Breeder
    DontMindMe: Chanel Shiloh Destinee McKlassysequinedwhorington
    Rica: Sparklyy Sparkles
    Piperdiva: Pryncessa Bryndee Traylurtrash
    Sleuth: Bambi Cointreau Skankiehoe
    SSDiva: Dyyvva Quartineyee Suga-Bayyka
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    hmmm..Don't the McKlassysequined-Whorington's play badminton with the Glourhyhowlle-Swalloughs?
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    lurkur: Ecstessi-Paridyse Lyrkerre
    Lobelia: Poofiehyr Pyrfekshyn
    A*O's daughter: Laytexxe
    Sojiita: Reignbeaux Sommer Wynde aka Ahmburrleigh
    MrsMarsters: Destuneei-Muhrie-Kaydtuprositot
    IheartParis: Sonshyne LaTreene
    cheetopia: Hawtt Tryanny Maess
    tee-ha-ha: Shardonae Braelynn
    EX-Pageantmom: Mawmmaws Lillygough
    Grimmlok: Raygun Trollupp McDestyny-Whynter
    Merlot-N-Bali: Brandee Alexxisse Shugarbutte
    Twitchy: Chastitty Swallows
    McJag: Gloree Haley-Luya Polly Ester Fisheballe
    Annika: Dymind Rae Safire Obeeze
    sweetness: Kandee Ayslinn
    DeadDwarf: Chloee Karyssnn Supreme Shellbee Tayllor Flipper
    Witchcurlgirl: Tyffani Champayne Lexus-Infiniti
    AliceInWonderland: Jade Ribadeaux Sangri'a
    Crumpet:Candee Deevyne
    Mrs.V:Midori Merlot Deveraux
    Quazar: Selexxa K. Vestibular Phantassi
    sluce = Klaeh Mediaa Kunter
    t13nif = Devina Horyourassov
    Novice = Dhaana Daanuta DOLEZAL
    Butterfly: Hevanlee Neveaha Twitless Breeder
    DontMindMe: Chanel Shiloh Destinee McKlassysequinedwhorington
    Rica: Sparklyy Sparkles
    Piperdiva: Pryncessa Bryndee Traylurtrash
    Sleuth: Bambi Cointreau Skankiehoe
    Dallas Munro: Preshus Tchasstitee Kahktieze
    SSDiva: Dyyvva Quartineyee Suga-Bayyka
    There! Now I think everyone's included?
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    Holy Crap. How have I missed this thread? Y'all are the funniest, sparkliest group of winners I've ever met. That's right!! You all get a crown!!!! SQUEEEE!!!!!

    Okay, back to reading. I am determined to catch up.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas_Munro View Post
    There! Now I think everyone's included?
    not me. i couldnt handle the pageant pressure of having a yme name
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    not me. i couldnt handle the pageant pressure of having a yme name
    Sure you can! I suggest Johnettye Travol-tah Dehbagynee.
    Or Debutynte Laceyette Sallye von Shu-Horneoux.
    or Precyouse Petunia Plumpe-Bottome.
    or Sylveryette Sheoux-Whore.
    Or Kyri Kraven Petereoux Kyng-Feaux.
    Last edited by McJag; July 10th, 2008 at 11:41 PM. Reason: I keep thinking of new names for Msdebagain.
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