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Thread: Child beauty pageants: fun or fiendish?

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    They called me ugly..that hurts..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    you can't just CROSS to the other side.. it has to be a choreographed dance to the other side. Lots of pouting and ass wiggling for St Peter too, or you'll never get in and then Jesus won't love you.
    You forgot to tell her to sparkle. Jesus hates non-sparkly people.
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    That's right, you need to sparkle so brightly that Jesus gets a fake tan and his eyes burn out
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Do I get extra credit for reading it all the way through twice?

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    Yes, you are the Grandest Supremest Ultimatest Wonderfulest Sparkliest Princess of FrouFrou in teh Universe
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Woohoo, now my life is complete and I feel validated.

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    No you don't, you need to do it again. One can never have too many sashes or cheap tiaras.

    If you don't continually win, then you mean nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    They called me ugly..that hurts..
    They only said that because you're from GR. If someone had posted pictures of supermodels & said they were from GR, those cows would have called them ugly.
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    You're right, I'm already starting to come down off the high. I need more sparklecrack and more pageants!!!1!

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    Think of the dust those things would collect. I feel like sneezing, just imagining a big shelf of them.
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    They're like giant BeDazzled pope hats.









    Like a fucking chandelier on your head
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    I'll never get it right... fuck it. Goodbye cruel pageant world; my jazz hands have always been awful... what level of hell do washed up pageant people go to... I think moms go to the 5th circle.

    Holy shit; I used to know this girl that did a few pageants when she was younger and her mother was showing me her stuff when I visited once. It wasn't too crazy but you never know how much was stashed away because it was shelf of fame worthy or something. She was a bit nuts... but I have a picture of her wearing a homemade pope hat (we were drunk) and pretending to ride my bicycle inside...
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Oy...those are some tiaras..Mel will be delighted..
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    They called me ugly..that hurts..
    What! They called me polished poo-poo. And a crap spreader. Everyone knows they meant a banned person, but nooooo-I get the blame! Ugly is better!
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    they called me fat, petifile, grizzly, uh... limpendick (har?) and a bunch of other things..
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