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    I'm so pleased my favorite little thread is still thriving since I barely had time to drop in and water it this week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    I'm so pleased my favorite little thread is still thriving since I barely had time to drop in and water it this week.
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    I'm not going to directly link this horrendous photo I've just discovered since I'm young and fabulous and can't handle a manatyy beatdown at this moment in my life I'll just say that you need to go to a pagent photo retouchers site named Kels Photo Creations and check out the photo of a girl in a purple hat... it's worse than a real-life Bratz doll with an STD...

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    Brilliant find! That's THE worst one I've seen.

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    wow that person has obviously never seen a person with darker skin in their life before

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    or white skin for that matter. The kid just below that is also bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    I'm not going to directly link this horrendous photo I've just discovered since I'm young and fabulous and can't handle a manatyy beatdown at this moment in my life I'll just say that you need to go to a pagent photo retouchers site named Kels Photo Creations and check out the photo of a girl in a purple hat... it's worse than a real-life Bratz doll with an STD...
    Wow , that really looks like a cartoon not a picture!
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    I can shed some light on those pics.....these type of retouchers are used by parents, who most likely can't afford pageant pics by the "normal" photographers. So they take their kid to a regular picture studio, spend $20, get a pic done, then send it to these people to retouch......they spend $30 for the retouching and honestly think the savings are worth it and are walking away with something great lol.

    A photo shoot with a "pageant" photographer costs anywhere from $200-$300 a look, and the retouching of their pics is about $150, give or take. So (even though they are all ridiculous) you get what you pay for.

    The funny part of it is, the parents who are getting swindled by these crappy retouchers are too blind to see it and honestly feel they look good. lol

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    Theres no excuse for those pictures

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    I'm not going to directly link this horrendous photo I've just discovered since I'm young and fabulous and can't handle a manatyy beatdown at this moment in my life I'll just say that you need to go to a pagent photo retouchers site named Kels Photo Creations and check out the photo of a girl in a purple hat... it's worse than a real-life Bratz doll with an STD...
    http://www.kelsphotocreations.com/im...%204%20web.jpg

    those are the WORST retouching jobs i've seen in a while. its like he used MS Paint!
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    http://www.kelsphotocreations.com/im...%204%20web.jpg

    those are the WORST retouching jobs i've seen in a while. its like he used MS Paint!
    wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    http://www.kelsphotocreations.com/im...%204%20web.jpg

    those are the WORST retouching jobs i've seen in a while. its like he used MS Paint!
    Holy shit!

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    Heh. So, here I foolishly thought that the regular "glitz" photos were the product of the worst sort of idiot possible. Apparently, this Kel person has combined idiocy with incompetence.

    Those kids look like zombies!

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