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June 24th, 2008, 03:50 PM
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#181 (permalink)
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it looks like batboy
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June 24th, 2008, 04:02 PM
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June 24th, 2008, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Grimmlok
How DARE we! We're just envious. I wish I could put myself in the hole for a hundred grand just to keep my own daughter up all night with hair and makeup so she could win a fake plastic tiara and a 500 dollar gift certificate to Denny's!
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Well, Grimm, you know there are gay pageant dads out there that spawned with the express purpose of having their own mini princess to pimp out at the pageants. *cough*MichaelButler*cough*
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June 24th, 2008, 04:28 PM
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Does he pimp out his own children, or just other peoples? 
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June 24th, 2008, 05:10 PM
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He had a baby with a real life actual woman. Not sure if there were test tubes or turkey basters involved, but he had the baby and entered her in her first pageant something like a month old and she won. He was on his shameless pageant whoring way, going from professional pageant gay daddy to shacking with the premiere pageant male coach and morphing into an expert makeup artist and hair dresser. His daughter, Leslie Leann Butler, wins almost every pageant she competes in, personally she ain't that cute once the makeup is scraped off, flippers removed and the hair goes natural mousy brown. But then again, her daddy is the one that bragged on HBO that he could take a 'butt ugly girl' and turn her into a pageant winning beauty.
Daddy and the pageant coach were living in the most tacky lavishly appointed outrageously big tract house in Alabama but they've since split up. Daddy is still whoring out Leslie and making up the butt ugly while his ex partner is now doing entertainment production in LA. Wonder who got the McMansion with the zebra striped carpeting?
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June 24th, 2008, 05:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cheetopia
she ain't that cute once the makeup is scraped off, flippers removed and the hair goes natural mousy brown.
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She's not that cute with all the crap on her either.
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Last edited by NoDayButToday : June 30th, 2008 at 08:56 PM.
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June 24th, 2008, 05:37 PM
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Every little girl needs their own Moulin Rouge outfit with fishnets....
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June 24th, 2008, 05:44 PM
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This is what the fees run for a bigger national pageant! Americas Model Miss 2008
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June 24th, 2008, 05:48 PM
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Last edited by NoDayButToday : June 30th, 2008 at 08:57 PM.
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June 24th, 2008, 06:10 PM
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None of these look like children...
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June 24th, 2008, 06:27 PM
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You guys got me all excited for some pissy pageant moms and none have arrived....BOO!
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June 24th, 2008, 06:29 PM
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^^^ I know! 13 pages and still waiting...
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stopp fucking talkin bout michael jackson you azz h0le! bitch ghet a fucknn lyfe bitch!
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June 24th, 2008, 06:52 PM
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Maybe someone should sneak over to one of those Voy Forum pageant boards and drop a few hints or maybe a link?
Just throwin' that out there for consideration...
Example..*first post*
OMFG!! All of you are nothing but a bunch of bitches pimping out your slutted up spawn for pedophiles!!!
btw..we are discussing it here(link)
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June 24th, 2008, 07:03 PM
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Okay, I think my brain may explode. I'm watching the Living Dolls show on YouTube. This is absolutely crazy. I feel badly for all these kids. How the heck can a 18 month old compete in a pageant? Hair extensions at 18 months...I could go on forever.
This is mean, but why are all the parents a bunch of fattys?
Gosh, I'm so so so glad I don't live in the South!
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June 24th, 2008, 08:10 PM
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I'm sorry, all i see is Dixie Wetsworth.
How the fuck do they make a kid who's not even in double digits look like a 40 year old hag?
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