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Old June 23rd, 2008, 05:43 PM   #151 (permalink)
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They do look just like Barbie dolls
I know!
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Old June 23rd, 2008, 05:50 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Actually Barbie is more lifelike and has better facial expressions.
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Old June 23rd, 2008, 05:51 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Ok actually, the girl on the far right is actually a good kid. Her name is Lauren Yee, and yes she does pageants, she's done them her whole life. Her and her mom are actually pretty nice. I don't know how much Lauren competes anymore, she's been signed by Disney. She is Summer Summers on the "Really Short Report", for any of you that have Disney on in your home.
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THREE years old.
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Shane King, legendary pageant coach and easily the gayest man in Alabama, demonstrates a pageant dance for a student.


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Old June 23rd, 2008, 09:58 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Can someone tell me why there's what appears to be a swimsuit competition FOR CHILDREN?!

Oh i'm sorry.. if i see anything fucked up with this it means I'm a pervert and projecting.... right..
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Old June 23rd, 2008, 10:01 PM   #155 (permalink)
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aww.. painted up for working on the corner. Ugh.
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Old June 23rd, 2008, 10:14 PM   #156 (permalink)
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^^ Actually, that one there won't end up on a corner. She's going to "marry well," develop a white wine and pill addiction because she's dead inside and has nothing to offer, and... well, you know the rest.

If only I were joking.
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Old June 23rd, 2008, 10:36 PM   #157 (permalink)
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They've already got this one posing topless, which wouldn't be a problem (since she only looks about 3) if they didn't have her painted up like a call girl.

Or is this what they call "art"?

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^^ Yeah, that one's got me confused. I thought the intention of wearing makeup was to sexualize one's self, non?
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Both of these scare the mess out of me:


Looks like there's pure evil behind those eyes, like she's about to explode!

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i have always found this too fucking creepy for words......sick sick sick...

even without the pedophilia aspect, what the fuck kind of message are you giving to a child about her worth??
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Can someone tell me why there's what appears to be a swimsuit competition FOR CHILDREN?!

Oh i'm sorry.. if i see anything fucked up with this it means I'm a pervert and projecting.... right..
Yes, go get help, you sick fuck, yadda yadda yadda, etc.

And don't you love the swimsuit itself? As if anybody would actually swim in something that looks like it was made from window drapes from the lobby of a Motel 6.
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i have always found this too fucking creepy for words......sick sick sick...

even without the pedophilia aspect, what the fuck kind of message are you giving to a child about her worth??
And this is EXACTLY my problem with the whole concept of beauty fucking pageants.

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Yes, go get help, you sick fuck, yadda yadda yadda, etc.

And don't you love the swimsuit itself? As if anybody would actually swim in something that looks like it was made from window drapes from the lobby of a Motel 6.
Silly Lobelia! Swimsuits aren't made for actual swimming! They're made for lounging by the pool, sipping cocktails brought to you by Philippe or Juan or Gustav or whomever. The feminine ideal does not swim around like a common whore. My goodness, just think of all the wasted time and effort that was spent on hair and makeup! I mean, really!
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Gracious, do I feel silly!!! You're absolutely right, of course. Water would simply RUIN hair & makeup!

I've read/heard about the fake tans, and the havoc they wreak on the hotels where the pageants generally take place. Lots of hotels refuse pageants now, and the tanning is a big reason why. These women who are in the tanning business just set up shop in a hotel room by draping sheets around. The little girls line up & get sprayed, and you know that shit flies everywhere. Then the children have to sleep, so the orange dye gets all in the sheets, and they drop little orangey particles everywhere. THEN when they get in the pool (after competing, of course) the stuff comes off in the water.

Sounds like these folks are way more trouble than they're worth.

Not to mention the fighting in the parking lots & lobbies between the parents, who are outraged that their little Madison got beat out for Grand Supreme by Nevaeh, who isn't even a NAME, and she forgot her lyrics while lip syncing Barbie Girl during her Pro Am!!!! Can you fucking IMAGINE??? Must have been COI! (conflict of interest) because the 2nd judge is the director's mother's best friend, and HER daughter is a junior coach for that NAME coach who always acts like she owns the damn pageant every year.....

Gawd, I feel sick just typing this shit.
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Recent Swan Brooner pic



ETA: My bad! NOT a recent Swan picture but a picture circulating claiming to be her but actually a girl missing since 1983. Ooops!
The Charley Project: Tammy Lynn Leppert

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Old June 24th, 2008, 03:19 AM   #165 (permalink)
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oh snap.

EVERYBODY GOOGLE NOW!

She looked tickety tack before, but now she's total plastic tranny hotness. Seriously, whynot just have a cardboard cutout do the pageant? it would be more realistic.
I;m speechless! She looks terrified in the untouched photo... no surprise there.

The fact Jonbenet was this sexy looking 6 year old with a few child beauty pageant titles under her leotard is what made her murder all the more interesting. The media ate that shit up.

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