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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!
    Last edited by NoDayButToday; June 30th, 2008 at 07:52 PM.

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    Looks like she's ready to perform a sexual act on the nearest pedophile.

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    Updated info on Swan brooner:

    Not long after the documentary aired on HBO, Swan's mother Robin Browne died of a heart attack. Swan stopped doing pageants, and she and her little brother moved to Alaska to be with her dad. Then last year, he died, leaving 13-year-old Swan and her brother Devon orphaned. According to the Living Dolls Wikipedia page, Swan now lives with her older sister Silva. And from Wiki:
    Swan is now fourteen years old, a cheerleader, and an honor roll student. It is unknown whether she continues to compete in pageants.


    Very sad indeed. I'm glad to hear she is at least doing well in school.

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    omfg, look at these ridiculous titles... "Overall Dream Girl"... dream girl? at 7 years old?

    "Miss Grand National Star Grand Supreme" - sounds like some shit you get at taco bell!
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    Ready for a night riding the stripper pole.
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    Spot the beauty queen! (backstage photo)

    Yeah, the kids really want to do this.
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    Recent Swan Brooner pic

    ETA: My bad! NOT a recent Swan picture but a picture circulating claiming to be her but actually a girl missing since 1983. Ooops!
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    she looks like jessica alba (including the shitty blond hair) except that she's SMILING
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    [QUOTE=twitchy;1255448]Spot the beauty queen! (backstage photo)

    Yeah, no living through your thin, pretty, dressed like a stripper for a hot date child at ALLLLLLL

    Christ, look at those hamhocks.
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    Shane King, legendary pageant coach and easily the gayest man in Alabama, demonstrates a pageant dance for a student.

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    I do not believe in beauty contests for any one of any age.

    I find it embarrassing, demoralizing and I agree most kids get in it because their ugly ass mommy wants to live through them.

    Who has the right to say which kid looks better than what kid.. who voted them God? It's stupid.

    I never needed anyone to tell me my kids were the best looking, I already knew it.

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    That last one twitchy posted has too much life in her eyes. FAIL. (the painted barbie, not twitchy )
    Bringin' up old shit since 1998.

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    My eyes are pretty lifeless at the moment too.

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    They do look just like Barbie dolls

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    ETA: I was talking about this picture:
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