They have a documentary titled "Babies to Tiaras" or some bullshit. It is so ridiculous. It's about little girls on the pagent circuit. What I found the most hilarious? ALL the moms were fat.... no matter how cute their girls were the moms were disgusting. It just aired last week on TLC. I thought you guys might like it. Those poor girls..... getting fake spray tans at the age of 3. Think of those chemicals.... and those nasty moms smiling with their fat cheeks exclaiming how much their "girls love the competition". Uh,,,, no I don't think so. These mom's get some sort of gratification out of pimping out their girls and "OOH, they win a crown" it's like the mom won it or some shit. ( Actually one baby that one, her mom put the crown on her head and preened for the camera like she was the princess. ) Anyways this documentary made me immediately think of you guys... it is horrible!! I knew you would find humor in it!