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    Default Pageantmoms: Qualities of a manatee!

    Just thought I would start a new thread..

    We should make a qualifications/qualities list for the manateemonstermoms..

    -Fat of course
    -ugly
    -tyrranical
    -never get sex(even when they offer blowjobs to judges they get turned down)
    -stupid
    -blind
    -bitter
    -jealous
    -live in vans down by the river
    -Walmart fixtures
    -on government relief
    -hit their kids
    -if married, husbands hate them
    -other kids hate them as well
    -even pageant kids hate them
    -probably smoke, drink, eat too much
    -most will (thankfully) be dead before they hit sixty
    -are very similar to the banned twits and assholes who originated here

    any other qualities..?

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    IQ of 60?
    Must be proficient in adding unnecessary letters to otherwise fine names.

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    Heartless self centered beasts.
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    give their little boys mullets and have their daughters practice to the 'cock rock of the 80's' compilation while they shake their booties and make those pursed lip things to flirt with the judges.

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    *To the cunt who cut and pasted the first post to the Pink Puke Board...

    YES IT IS NASTY

    'but''

    it is not as nasty as ABUSING CHILDREN and turning them into PEDOBAIT.

    These are just words(nasty words) but still words.

    WHAT YOU AND YOUR ILK ARE DOING ARE ACTIONS..REAL LIFE ACTIONS THAT ARE RUINING THE CHILDREN YOU CLAIM TO CARE ABOUT SO MUCH!

    FREAKS!

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    I once was attacked by a manatee in South Carolina when I was 16, thus leaving me fearful of manatees. It wasn't really an attack, I think he thought I was a toy...

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    ^^ She did not think you were a toy. She was trying to put some makeup on you and get you dressed in a hot bikini so you could compete that night. She still refers to you as "the one that got away".

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    -Must be willing to shell out $150 per hour to some so-called "pageant coach" to teach little Michkaeeelieyah Destineeeeee Pryncesse Exxotica how to prance around and shake her ass for some closet pedo judge.
    -Must be willing to shell out thousands on glittery sequined poufy monstrosities from fashion hell
    -Must carry supply of orange soda at all times to ruin said dresses of other contestants
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Just thought I would start a new thread..

    We should make a qualifications/qualities list for the manateemonstermoms..

    -Fat of course
    -ugly
    -tyrranical
    -never get sex(even when they offer blowjobs to judges they get turned down)
    -stupid
    -blind
    -bitter
    -jealous
    -live in vans down by the river
    -Walmart fixtures
    -on government relief
    -hit their kids
    -if married, husbands hate them
    -other kids hate them as well
    -even pageant kids hate them
    -probably smoke, drink, eat too much
    -most will (thankfully) be dead before they hit sixty
    -are very similar to the banned twits and assholes who originated here

    any other qualities..?
    Why dwell on the good points?

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    I am suddenly very thirsty for orange soda on the rocks garnished with a cheeto

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    Is that what they drink?

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    They are incapable of arguing their position with any kind of clarity or reason. Relying solely on insults, they come across as unstable and bigoted.

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    I get the orange soda remark now

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