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    Kim Anami Vaginal Kung Fu And Weightlifting

    This "Vaginal Kung Fu Master" Can Lift More With Her Vagina Than You Can With Your Arms
    Proof that vaginas are strong.​


    Kim Anami


    By Diana Bruk
    Feb 5, 2016

    Kim Anami is a 44-year-old intimacy coach and vaginal weight lifter who claims she can lift up to 10 pounds with nothing but her genital muscles and can have up to 20 orgasms in a row.

    She just ties a thin piece of string to a jade egg (which in Chinese medicine is thought to have healing reproductive properties), inserts the egg into her vagina, and then she's got an extra set of ... something that can carry anything from a box of cereal to a surfboard.


    kimanami 16 months ago



    #Things I Lift with My Vagina New year, new vagina. It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for: Vaginal Kung Fu 2015. The free video series is up, as a preview to the upcoming 8-week salon. If you haven’t watched them yet, you can sign up for access. Link in bio. In celebration of this year’s salon, and to raise vaginal power—and pleasure— awareness globally, I have embarked on a new campaign: #thingsiliftwithmyvagina This educational challenge features me traveling the world, lifting objects indigenous to various regions, with my vagina. Stay tuned for my vaginal adventures. This is me in Venice Beach, with my special new surfboard carrier: my vagina. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalkkungfu


    Anami developed these super-strong muscles through 20 years of practicing "Vaginal Kung Fu," an ancient Taoist practice that helps strengthen the pelvic muscles. On her website, Anami maintains that doing popular Kegel muscle exercises is not enough. Only consistently lifting objects that are light enough to be picked up but heavy enough to require some effort will yield a super-strong vagina.

    kimanami 16 months ago



    #thingsiliftwithmyvagina The LA Series. Yo! I lift weights too. With my vagina! At Muscle Beach in Venice, lifting with the Muscle Up Kings. They were super impressed with my mad skillz. If you didn’t know, the world record for vaginal weight lifting is 31 pounds, held by Tatiana Kozhevnikova, from Russia. P.S. You might be (justifiably) distracted by the eye candy in this shot—don't miss the weight between my legs. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalkungfu #vaginalweightlifter

    According to Anami, the benefits of having a strong vagina are immense, and include better bladder control, a more youthful appearance, and increased sexual pleasure, along with greater spiritual and emotional satisfaction.

    kimanami 16 months ago



    #thingsilitwithmyvagina The LA Series. Pillars and pomegranate. The pomegranate is thought to be the original apple from the Garden of Eden. Vaginal self-knowledge is crucial for every woman. The more familiar you are with your own sensual responses and comfortable with your body and anatomy, you bring that into bed with your lover. You are more confident in your life in general. Vaginal kung fu will give you the knowledge, skills and mastery to jettison your sex life into the stratosphere. Check it out! Link in bio. #thingsilitwithmyvagina #vaginalkungfu #vaginaltruth


    "As a modern-day sexual savant, it is my experience that nearly every
    woman has a weak, under-performing, under-pleasuring vagina," she writes on her website. "You can't tune into your sexual energy and sexual pleasure if you can't even feel your vagina."

    kimanami 9 months ago



    #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #eurotour Carrer del Bisbe, Barcelona, Spain Fanning the flames. You can be single, and still be very well-f**ked. You can be in a relationship and be deeply underf**ked. In each situation, it’s up to you to keep the sexual simmer going, to stay connected to your sexual energy. This is your life force energy. If you aren’t tuned into it, you are operating at a deficiency. It is your creative well-spring and you need it to thrive. Some of my most well-f**ked periods in my life have been when I’ve been single. I prioritized the sexual relationship with myself. And flourished. You can learn how to tap into that energy and harness it into every other part of your life. You become more radiant, confident, energized, happy, svelte and rich. Yes, these are the myriad benefits of being well-f**ked. By someone else or yourself. For more on how to be a well-f**ked woman, regardless of your relationship status, and techniques on harnessing your sexual energy, check out my free video series. Direct link in bio. http://kimanami.com/the-well-fked-woman/ Watch today and practice tonight! #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #eurotour #vaginalkungfu #wellfuckedwoman #wfw


    Anami still has a long way to go before she can claim to have the strongest vagina in the world, as woman in Russia called Tatyana Kozhevnikova is considered to hold that title for reportedly being able to lift up to 31 pounds with her vagina. But that's OK, because according to Anami, self-improvement is an important part of vaginal kung fu and the path to genital enlightenment.

    kimanami 15 months ago



    The LA Series. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina And the Oscar goes to… My vagina. Best Supporting Vagina winner, for sure. I’m standing on Hollywood Boulevard, on the Walk of Fame. My vagina is hovering over the “star” of Hedy Lamarr. Some historical vagina for you: Hedy is the reason why most of you are even reading this right now. You could say she’s the most influential woman of our modern age. Not only was she touted in her day as being the “world’s most beautiful woman” by Louis B. Meyer, she had the first non-pornographic onscreen orgasm in the 1933 silent film “Ecstasy.” My kinda girl. It gets better. Tiring of acting, she took up inventing. Lamarr co-developed a frequency-hopping spread spectrum technology that is the basis for modern wifi communication. She registered the patent with her cofounder in 1942 and was inducted into the Inventor’s Hall of Fame in 2014. Beauty, brains, vagina. Even I’m impressed. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalkungfu #vaginalsuperpowers #bestsupportingvagina #theoscargoesto #oscars



    kimanami 3 months ago



    #thingsiliftwithmyvagina The Bali Series. Cliffside infinity pool. With mangos. I love me my tropical fruits. My Vaginal Kung Fu Salon begins tomorrow—my 8-week online course to vaginal mastery. In this vaginal immersion, we touch on everything from multiple orgasms to pelvic strengthening to using your vagina to magnetize what you want and how to leverage your sex life to increase your cash flow. Yes. It's the sex and how-to-use-your-vagina education that you never received. You'll learn: - Step-by-step instructions for your vaginal weight lifting practice, thereby putting yourself in the running for the Guinness Record for world’s strongest vagina - How to channel orgasmic and creative energy into everyday life accelerating your productivity at work and your stamina in relationships - Ancient Taoist practices used by courtesans in the emperor’s court of China to increase vitality, beauty and sexual expertise - How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina. Sign up here (link also in bio): http://kimanami.com/vaginal-kung-fu/ #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalkungfu #tropicalfruitsiliftwithmyvagina


    kimanami 15 months ago



    thingsiliftwithmyvagina The Bali Series Heliconia in archway. I love doorways and portals. I always had the intuitive sense that my sexuality was some kind of portal: a gateway to another dimension. I remember spending an isolated weekend holed up in my family’s summer cabin with my boyfriend, my first love. We never left the confines of that space. Having the entire weekend without any distractions gave us a chance to expose ourselves emotionally without holding back, which resulted in even more powerful and cataclysmic sex. He fucked me open—on every level. When I returned to work on the following Monday, I was carried by an energy and a lightness: I was smarter, wittier, happier, more compassionate, patient, and charming than I could ever remember being. People gravitated to me. Men lingered at my cubicle, finding excuses to talk to me. I had a clear answer for every problem that came my way, and I felt as though I fit in the flow of life. This is the essence of conscious, powerful sex: using our intimate connection to transform our lives. Fast forward almost twenty years from that first experience with moving sexual energy and now I can make love to my partner without even touching him. I can have an orgasm from the sound of his voice. I can feel his touch when he is on another continent. My sexual experiences have become so deep, so life-changing, that I’ve dedicated my life’s work to show others how the same is possible for them. And it is. They are possible for everyone. The 8-week Vaginal Kung Fu Salon begins on Thursday. Are you coming? Link in bio. #vaginalkungfu #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalsuperpowers


    kimanami 4 months ago



    Vagina in Review. It’s been quite a year for my vagina. It has embarked on many an adventure, lifting coconuts, coffee tables and chandeliers and garden gnomes all over the world. Showing vaginas everywhere what they are truly capable of. We’ve been busy. Here are the top five comments people have made, and happenings this year, inspired by my vagina: 1) “Neighbour: My tractor’s stuck in the mud.” “Me: Hold on, I’ll go get my vagina.” Because vaginas are capable of great feats of strength. The average vagina can lift small household objects, moving up to kitchen appliances and light furniture. 2) #cuntstopwontstop A hashtag comment someone left on one of my lifting pictures. A lot of people hate this word, but I fucking love it. P.S. Don’t be scared of cunts. They’re awesome. 3) “It’s a good thing those donuts are organic and gluten-free, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to take this seriously.” On me, lifting the best, gluten-free, organic, coconut-maple-bacon donuts ever, in Venice Beach. 4) A major U.S. television network asked me to shoot ping pong balls with my vagina. On national television. Me: “Seriously?” Them: “Yes, we can put you behind a screen and do it in silhouette.” 5) The Great Wall of Vagina. Me lifting a piece of the Berlin Wall, at the Berlin Wall. Make 2016 your best vagina ever! Check out my free video series and upcoming course on Vaginal Kung Fu in the bio link. Vaginal Kung Fu ~ VKF €” Kim Anami #vaginalkungfu #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #cuntstopwontstop


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    LOL. The pictures. Well, good for her!
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    Vagina in Review. It’s been quite a year for my vagina. It has embarked on many an adventure, lifting coconuts, coffee tables and chandeliers and garden gnomes all over the world.
    THIS I must see.
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    I scanned it and got the basic idea, but have to leave because all I see is Caitlyn.
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    Umm, I'm kind of a weakling, and I could lift all of those things with my arms. Probably even with just one of them.

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    But why?
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    she's the hilaria baldwin of vaginas.
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    Yeah but no stupid, ugly meal-ticket babies.
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    where exactly does she attach the string? does it not hurt? does it not stretch you out/pull things downward, which is like the opposite of what you want?
    this bothers my emotions.
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    i imagine they're all attached to some kind of massive ben-wah ball/dildo thing which is what she clamps down on with her superhuman vag muscles?
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    I bet she's a blast at cocktail parties.
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    i bet she can land an olive in someone's martini glass from across the room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I bet she's a blast at cocktail parties.
    COCKTAIL being the operative word.
    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    i bet she can land an olive in someone's martini glass from across the room.
    Nice image that I have now lol.
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