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    There She Is ... Ms. Alabama Nursing Home
    7/26/2011 9:35 AM PDT by Johnny Lopez


    Move over Donald Trump and Miss USA contestants, because the lovely Ms. Felma Schrimshire is the winner of this year's highly coveted pageant title, Ms. Alabama Nursing Home 2011.




    Felma -- who is 100-years-young -- beat out 74 other contestants and while she did not have to endure talent or swimsuit competitions, they all underwent 15 minute interviews before the crown was awarded to Schrimshire.

    As part of her illustrious duties, Felma will travel to various nursing homes and community events.

    Congratulations, Ms. Alabama Nursing Home!
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    Awww, that's adorable. I love old people. (mostly)
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    Of course it's Alabama. Of course.
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    Huzzah for the old gals!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    Of course it's Alabama. Of course.
    You and I can battle it out for the title one day.

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    I'd be pissed if I paid for a ticket to this show and there was no bathing suit competition! LOL

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    I will bedazzle my Depends! You will have no chance against my fabulous old sparkly ass bwahahaha
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    Aw. She's cute.
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    They all look so sweet. I can't believe she's 100.

    They'd better watch those tiaras though. *looks around suspiciously*
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    At least they got to sit down.
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    Gammy won cause she showed a lil leg!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    They all look so sweet. I can't believe she's 100.

    They'd better watch those tiaras though. *looks around suspiciously*
    Read the first paragraph and smiled, my sentiments exactly.

    Read the second paragraph and laughed out loud!!! SOOO FUNNY!

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