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    Default 6-Year-Old Beauty Queen [Miss Piggy/AnnaNicole Smith hybrid] Retires

    6-Year-Old Beauty Queen Retires

    Eden Wood Featuered In Hit Show 'Toddlers And Tiaras'

    POSTED: 8:27 am PDT July 13, 2011

    A 6-year-old beauty queen with 300 wins under her belt is hanging up her crown -- at least for now.Eden Wood has made her final appearance on the hit TLC reality show "Toddlers and Tiaras," but she and her mother-manager say they aren't finished with show business.The pair are trading in pageants for a bigger piece of the celebrity pie, with plans for an Eden Wood Princess Canopy Bed Collection, her own showgirl action figure and a memoir, "From Cradle to Crown." "I think she's following in the footsteps of some pretty big people who have done pageants, like Oprah Winfrey," Eden's mom, Micki Wood, told ABC News.Eden did a Midwest mall tour, "Eden Wood and the Glamour Girls," a variety show with her former beauty queen competitors. The tour is a chance for Eden to perform new songs off her upcoming album after making almost $1,000 from her first single, "Cutie Patootie," ABC reported.The little girl recently performed the single on CBS' talk show "The Talk," but received glares from Sharon Osborne and the other hosts, and is getting death threats on her Facebook page over an upcoming appearance in Australia, her mother said.
    6-Year-Old Beauty Queen Retires - Entertainment News Story - KGTV San Diego

    Eatin' Wood does not have what it takes to make it as a star.

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    In 10 years she'll be a star. She'll have the lead in an episode of Intervention.
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    I hate this kid's mother.She's a horrid woman.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Miss Piggy hybrid

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    I saw this brat on the View.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    I hate this kid's mother.She's a horrid woman.
    Her mother is repulsive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    In 10 years she'll be a star. She'll have the lead in an episode of Intervention.
    and in 12 years she'll be able to make a seamless transition to a career in porn - and she won't even have to change her name!
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    I could understand if she was going to be the next Shirley Temple or whatever, but as far as I see she's got no talent other than blowing kissy faces.
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    I saw this girl and her mom and Toddlers and Tiaras, and I literally laughed out loud when the mom was talking about what a huge "star" Eden is, as if she's in the same league as child stars like Shirley Temple or Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I've never even heard of this brat, and from what I can see, she's not uniquely pretty or talented. She's a very average looking, slightly chubby little girl whose mom pays malls to let her take her jukebox into the food court, plug it in, and dance around wearing a costume. Sorry, that's not a "gig" or a "tour".

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    "I think she's following in the footsteps of some pretty big people who have done pageants, like Oprah Winfrey," Eden's mom, Micki Wood, told ABC News.
    If she means big in physical size, then I agree.

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    NEWSFLASH!!!! Toddlers and Tiaras will be showing Eden Wood's "final" pageant this Wednesday 8/10. Oh goody, can hardly wait. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by card View Post
    NEWSFLASH!!!! Toddlers and Tiaras will be showing Eden Wood's "final" pageant this Wednesday 8/10. Oh goody, can hardly wait. LOL.
    Bitch won it all! Best was when her crazy ass mom rushed the stage as if she won and then just yelled like a steroidal weight lifter from Eastern Europe.

    I'm not even ashamed to say I watched this. I LOVED how all the other little girls just do some mildly weird twirl for the jungle theme while Eden has full on props, a throne and starts throwing herself around in some supposed jungle themed dance while everyone stares in shock.

    The mother is a total disgrace.

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    "Eden Wood" the jokes about her pending career in porn just write themselves.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Saw her, finally, on ABC Primetime last night. This kid has been turned into a little freak by her mother, who should be waterboarded.

    Did Eden have a nose job already? Her nose looks odd.

    I did think that it was funny when the mom said that when Eden was on The Talk, she thought that Sharon Osbourne was being judgmental towards her daughter. "After all, her kids are in the public eye too. And her husband's a big rock star.".
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    Quote Originally Posted by card View Post
    NEWSFLASH!!!! Toddlers and Tiaras will be showing Eden Wood's "final" pageant this Wednesday 8/10. Oh goody, can hardly wait. LOL.
    TLC is funny. They didn't think viewers would catch the simple fact that Eden was five during this pageant while she was six in the season opener?

    Her mother is a delusional horrible person, I hate watching Eden episodes because her mom annoys me so much. Also, this pageant was rigged to high heavens.
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