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    Default Tom Hanks plays pageant dad

    This is hilarious! From Jimmy Kimmel Live's post-Oscar show:

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPLWKBWkn3s[/YOUTUBE]
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    Awesome!! I love Tom Hanks!

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    Him using a spray bottle on the kid killed me. Also screaming, "SEXY FEET!" at her and doing the patented pageant mama thing of miming the kid's every dance move (to Poison's "Talk Dirty to Me"!)
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    Hilarious!!! Funnier than entire Tom Hanks movies I can think of.

    The kid is a great little actress too.

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    Of course, Ron Howard is there too. This was very clever. Love the license plate on his Mom-Wagon, "GUMP 1".
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoNoRehab View Post
    Him using a spray bottle on the kid killed me.
    I've seen a parent actually use one on a child. Left me speechless.
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    Hilarious! Is a spray bottle considered abuse like say hot sauce?
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    That is too freaking hilarious. And I love that Ron went along with it too!
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    "sweet pretty losers"

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    Did they film this at a real pageant? If so, were those people
    even aware they were being ridiculed?
    It's hysterical. Good to see his buddy Ron Howard (sans baseball cap) in
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    No, they've just cut it with scenes from the show. Quite well though!
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    This is fucking brilliant. "SEXY FEET! SEXY FEET!" and the spray bottle and the Bratz doll comment. Oh and "I HATE SMILES! AND I HATE PAGEANTS!!!"
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    This deserves awards. Lots of awards. WINNING!
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    He is so cute!

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