April 27th, 2009, 06:14 PM
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Craigslist pageant post
I was looking for some odd jobs on the Seattle craigslist, since my husband is out of work, and came across this post.
Someone who can teach the Michael Jackson Thriller dance
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I have 3 months before my pageant competition and I REALLY need someone right now who can teach me how to do the Michael jackson thriller dance. I am choosing that for my 2 min. talent section. I have a dance background so I am a fast learner but I can't learn off youtube because the dance is so complicated. I will pay you up to $50 depending on how well you can teach me. It won't take very long if you're good at teaching. Please email me with your name, age and dance experience and how well you know the Thriller dance. I don't want any old creeps. Thank you.
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April 27th, 2009, 06:21 PM
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so they want young creeps?
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April 27th, 2009, 10:09 PM
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The things I see on Craigslist. Nothing surprises me
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April 27th, 2009, 10:17 PM
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Up to $50?? Cheap asshole.
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April 28th, 2009, 12:13 PM
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Manateeeeeeeeeee.
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May 2nd, 2009, 06:37 AM
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If she was really a quick learner, good dancer, and only needed 2 min. of material, she'd probably be able to get what she needed from watching the video.
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May 5th, 2009, 01:01 PM
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she's a pageant tard, so that won't be happening. we're lucky if she can blink both eyes at the same time.
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May 5th, 2009, 08:39 PM
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I like how she screens out people.
"No old creeps. Tell me how well you know the dance."
If she was capable of thought, you'd think she'd ask for a YouTube of the guy doing the dance. Plus she'd be able to learn it herself.
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May 6th, 2009, 09:16 PM
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Two minute time limit - might be for the Miss America system. Thriller is not going to go over well there.
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